ultralaser

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

Tbh the apocalypse is so easy to survive. How hard is it to kill zombies and regenerate electricity and shit. The only reason people would die is because everyone would blow it way out of proportion and be irrational

A 15 year old contributed this to my post.

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