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meowth that's right, bitch

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

meowth that's right, bitch

I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like…..poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day

Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.

Angela Basset is Shatter (Red) and Justin Theroux is Dropkick (Blue). They are the main villains of the Bumblebee Movie and they’re triple changers (car, robot, flying aircraft). I’m hoping they’re an iconic duo.

update, yes they are

I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.

I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”

there is literally so much positivity in the tags of this post i’m gonna cry– yall are so sweet

This is such a wonderful idea!! Petition for teams of people everywhere to be team rocket grunts and be nice to children !!

I made a joke on twitter about drawing Team Rocket as the Lutece Twins and then it happened

what is wrong with me

The original post pipol!

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

They were trying to get Paras to evolve but letting him think he defeated Arbok and Weezing. Team Rocket is the best.

I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.

I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”

there is literally so much positivity in the tags of this post i’m gonna cry– yall are so sweet

This is such a wonderful idea!! Petition for teams of people everywhere to be team rocket grunts and be nice to children !!