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This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.

“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”

She was overjoyed. “Really?

I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.

This is what we need to teach. 

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And so Stripes, until now, never technically existed.  He’s from an abandoned draft of the 1986 Animated movie rescued from a trash bin.  That is how obscure he is.
Seriously.  Try to find a more obscure character.  TakaraTomy already has it beat.  Stripes is it.  You can’t do it.  Any other character you can think of actually existed, thus is by default less obscure.
And, as previously established, he’s amazing.  He’s a bright orange Ravage with Steeljaw’s wings.  He’s an orange Ravage WHO CAN FLY.
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