look i'm gonna be on this alternate steve ending train for awhile so just here we are i guess
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steve - hey kid, wake up
quill - ...who the hell are you
steve - i'm captain america
quill - ...bro you died in like 1945
steve - well you're gonna die in like fifteen minutes if you don't get the hell out of here, ronan is coming
quill - who's ronan
steve - ...wait seriously? he's in league with thanos to get the stone
quill - who's thanos and what stone
steve (opening briefcase) - this one actually. be careful with that, it's an infinity stone. sorry it's not still in the same orb
quill - an infinity what? wait, is this what was in the orb? (shaking starktech orb) what's it do?
steve - be CAREFUL with that! if thanos gets all the stones he can wipe out half the universe.
quill - ...wait that thane-oss guy who keeps attacking border worlds? how are a bunch of shiny rocks gonna do that? wait is this like the stones in temple of doom? oh sweet!
steve - god rocket was right, he really doesn't know anything. okay look kid, take this, keep it away from (ravager ships appear on the horizon) //those guys//, and then go do, whatever you were gonna do with it originally
quill - gonna sell it! gonna make like a years pay on this job, go strike out on my own as a cool outlaw. you should come, i bet my broker would pay more for the full set. (walks off towards the milano, trips on a rock)
steve - god this is the guy who saved xandar? maybe i should tag along just so he lives that long.
