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Do you ever watch movies that you've starred in before?
Every once in a while, but not for fun.
- Harrison Ford
I literally cannot believe Harrison Ford just read the username “hanfucksluke” with his own two eyeballs
harrison is down
if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.
The Kiss of the oceans - postcard from 1923
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So what I’m taking away from this is that the Panama Canal made shipping possible between two oceans.
^^^^^ what you did there
I see it
Reblogging for best pun literally ever.
okay but lets be real what kind of man tells another man to keep his jacket because it looks good on him then bites his lip and gives him this bedroom eyes ass look
a very gay man that’s what kind of man.
#finnpoe confirmed
canon
HE WAS AMAZING!
#can i ship his char with oscar isaac's #no spoilers
yes, easily
We have business, Picard.
I don’t care if you don’t know who Picard and Q are. I don’t care if you don’t know a thing about either of them. I don’t care if you never watch Star Trek in your life. But you should know that by the time I finish liveblogging this show, you will ship them like the Enterprise at maximum warp.
piQard
post-colonial diss tracks
OK, but think of Crane ordering his “Sex on the Beach” and Brennan starting to say “Speaking of sex… have you thought any more about…” or something about her prior conversations with Crane and then Booth distracting her and whispering something like “They gotta figure it out on their own, Bones”
In which the Bones writers ship Ichabbie more than Sleepy Hollow’s does.
These two need to stop, or I start to ship them.
Lyndie & Zach: I love you.
it was pretty hilarious that bones literally told ichabod he and abbie should go ahead and hook up, but then on actual sleepy hollow abbie was all 'you should call that nurse' literally other shows ship ichabbie harder than the show they're on
BONES JUST TOLD ICHABOD TO HIT THAT
OTP recipe
Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.
No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston
I choked on my drink
I’m in tears holy shit
I ship it
They deserve each other.
Friends, tell me of ships you hate.
The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
(I mean, if you've got the time then please do write a fucking essay on Remus/Tonks, because I can tell you have Opinions)
alright. listen. remus/tonks is terrible — they’re probably the worst canon relationship in the whole series (and we know how i feel about harry/ginny). nothing about it is romantic or even nice — it’s toxic, manipulative and falls completely flat. the whole relationship leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and i honestly can’t understand how anyone ships it
but here’s the thing: JKR drops the ball sometimes, but she didn’t drop the ball with remus/tonks. we’re meant to think it’s a rushed, toxic and terrible relationship, and we’re not supposed to like it
hear me out
this might be giving jkr too much credit tbh but i can dig it
