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i had a bit in my head since 05 where when yoda dies, he gives luke a little wooden box to give to chewbacca, and chewie opens it to find yoda’s lightsaber, which he then carries to endor and uses to fuck up some at-sts and so on

but if we’re going with yoda having retrieved his lightsaber as he bugged out of the senate, instead of dropping it on the floor and just leaving forever instead, then it’s more likely that he gave it to luke after bespin, and luke’s new lightsaber in jedi is green because he built it out of yoda’s little one from the prequels

either version is good tbh

though i also like lost, self-doubting, ‘i did search my feelings and i do know it to be true’ luke being afraid to go back before yoda, and instead going back to ben’s hovel on tatooine, and finding - among other things - qui gon’s old, broken saber there, and building his new one out of that crystal

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so it’s not just episode one, all of the prequels - especially in the context of episodes 2 and 3 as framing devices for the clone wars - play a lot better if you pretend liam neeson is obi wan and ewan in e1 is actually anakin

obi wan ‘ben’ qui-gon jinn kenobi survives the darth mauling with a new robot heart ala picard (and a new face as ewan switches roles), mirroring luke and anakin’s robot hands and associated trauma

this near-death experience informs his personality shift to a more laid back, neutral attitude, both towards the ostensibly 'necessary’ sins of war, and the longstanding traditions of jedi emotional austerity and moral absolutism. obi wan during the clone wars pretty clearly gets it on with duchess satine, and also asajj ventress, and probably padme at some point, like there’s a not insignificant chance he wasn’t alone on tatooine for eighteen years

but also, just, he goes from liam’s stern tutor in e1 to ewan’s friendly equal in e3, and this is played as his weakness, but it’s clearly actually his strength. obi wan, after all, is the real chosen one, and his vision of balance is kindness offered even to his enemies, the hand of friendship instead of the weapons of war

meanwhile, anakin’s fall isn’t due to obiwan’s shoddy teaching technique, but a flaw in his own character. where obi wan eschews the simple morality of the clone wars, and seeks to avoid violence wherever possible, anakin embraces the theater of war because it plays to his natural strengths - and also his ego

if anakin, not obi wan, is the one who takes out darth maul while obi wan (qui gon) is sidelined, and then this repeats twice with count dooku in e2 and e3, then that echo frames a progression in anakin from the impulsive, impatient youth of episode one - 'i see we’ve picked up yet another pathetic lifeform’ - to the heroic killer of the clone wars - 'aggressive negotiations, ones involving a lightsaber’. if executing dooku is not the jedi way, it is //anakin’s// way, and has been since darth maul burned a hole in his master’s chest, and he responded by cutting that motherfucker in fucking half.

obi wan spends years trying to teach anakin that violence only begets more violence, but anakin never comes with him on this. he sees obi wan’s hesitation as a weakness of character rather than a strength, and his willingness to kill as proof that he’s moved beyond obi wan’s teachings

tldr anakin murdering tusken raiders and younglings makes a lot more sense if the action that proved his worth to the council and won him the rank of jedi knight was killing darth maul

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can we please talk about obi wan fighting savage AND maul at the same time and WINNING i’m???
soresu might not be offensive but holy hell that doesn’t seem to stop obi wan. THAT FANCY FOOTWORK ON SAVAGE’S KNEE THO.
Obi-Wan is all about restraint, partly because if he were ever to jump in and fight all out, he’d completely destroy his opponents. He keeps it all bottled up, partly because he doesn’t want to see himself as this destructive warrior–it’s a part of himself he’s not very comfortable with. I don’t think Maul expected any of that–to be completely honest, he might realize consciously that Obi-Wan’s a Jedi Master now, but emotionally he still thinks of Obi-Wan as a Padawan. This is the moment when Obi-Wan establishes himself not as a lucky freak occurrence, but a very real threat.
(I think that might actually be a hybrid between Ataru, Soresu and Jar’Kai. It doesn’t even have to be Jar’Kai, though–according to Wookieepedia, Ataru has a double-blade variant, which Obi-Wan might be expected to be familiar with. It doesn’t look very much like Ventress’ Jar’Kai, so it’s probably Ataru, which was Obi-Wan’s preferred style as a Padawan. This is where Obi-Wan varies from Ventress–she can’t put an awful lot of force behind her strikes, so she relies on speed and acrobatics. Obi-Wan is just as acrobatic and agile as Ventress, but there’s a lot more power behind his strikes, which, again, looks more like Ataru than Jar’Kai to me. Ataru is a bit more specialized than Niman, which is the discipline from which Jar’Kai is derived from. Ataru is also, primarily, a martial art; it relies on acrobatics, a bit like parkuor, and could easily be adapted for hand-to-hand combat, and with the complicated leaps and turns it involves a lot of legwork. Not to limit this to a certain series of disciplines, because Obi-Wan is experienced in more than just Soresu, Ataru, and Jar’Kai/Niman. I’m just remarking on how this looks like mostly Ataru to me.)
Bottom line: Obi-Wan is much better prepared for a conflict like the Clone Wars than Ventress is.
(Footnote: My sister remarked while I was reading this out, looking for errors, that it sounded like Obi-Wan’s doing some kind of strange ballet. Ummmmmm… sorta? It is a bit like ballet, yes. There’s definitely a series of stances you have to master to prepare your muscles to learn the actual style… yes, it’s a lot like ballet.)
OKAY BUT
Do you ever think about Obi-Wan learning Ataru from Qui-Gon though?
Like… Qui-Gon’s a pretty big person, tall and muscular, someone you’d expect to practice Djem So with its focus on strength and power instead of Ataru which is primarily speed and agility. Like someone with a height and size advantage against most opponents would probably benefit from the heavy swings in Form V. 
… You know what he probably learned Ataru just to fuck with his opponents. Let’s be honest here. It would be a classic Qui-Gon Jinn move.
Qui-Gon’s specialty in Ataru just pleases me to no end. Because the man is so massive, a form like Ataru is not what you’d expect. But on the other hand, when someone his size actually masters the form, can you imagine the sheer momentum behind his blade? He’s going to be landing power strikes that don’t look like power strikes, which is just going to further confuse his opponent. 
Also let’s be real, besides the fact that this would seriously fuck with an adversary’s ability to predict him, I can only imagine that a refined Makashi master like Dooku would find a form as kinetic and flashy as Ataru downright distasteful. Imagine how frustrated he would have been once he realized his padawan was dead set on fighting like a damn circus performer. And imagine how often Qui-Gon just delighted in pushing that button whenever he could. 
(okay this has also got me thinking about young Qui-Gon and why he might have gravitated to this form in the first place. Qui-Gon probably had a super awkward adolescence, growing into that kind of size can leave you all arms and legs of varying confusing proportions for a few years. He might have initially practiced Ataru just to force himself to maintain precise control of his body, to know exactly where his hands and feet are, to know exactly where his center of balance is, and to be perpetually refining his reflexes as his body grows. But, once he hits his full adult size, yeah he could switch to a more ‘appropriate’ form, or he could keep doing what he’s doing. Yeah he’s a giant bear man, but he’s a bear man who managed to practice Ataru during his awkward colt phase, like “Yeah I’m kinda big for this, but I’m gonna be the same big forever now? this is easy” because while Ataru might not normally be designed for someone of his body type, he spent years making it work for his body type, and now he’s created something extremely effective that’s also going to have the bonus of always giving him an element of surprise in battle.)
and then imagine him training poor Obi-Wan and having absolutely no sympathy for the difficulty of the form: “But Master I’m jumping just as high as you are, and I actually hit the platform before you did – Yeah but I’m twice your size, so you better be jumping twice as high and hitting the platform in half the time – D8″ 
Which brings us back to sheer lethality Obi-Wan can whip out when he wants to. The saber heritage he’s coming from is perfect for the battles he later fights. He’s got all the kinetic energy and athleticism from practicing Ataru for over ten years, but it’s going to be a very refined form of Ataru. Dooku is still going to have insisted that Qui-Gon study some Makashi, which is all about refinement, but Qui-Gon’s particular brand of Ataru (because I am keeping this headcanon) also requires complete awareness of your own body and utter precision in your movements.** And precision is what Soresu is all about. 
So, ten years later and Obi-Wan has switched styles and become the master (not a master, the master, as Mace Windu very strongly insisted) of Soresu, a form with an impenetrably tight defense that essentially makes its user untouchable while they wait for the perfect moment to counter-strike. And once Obi-wan does see his moment, BAM out comes these perfectly executed Ataru moves with a surprising amount of force behind them. It also starts showing against opponents that he knows he has to press the offensive with, or when he starts losing some of his perfected self-control. You can see that in his fight with Maul and Savage. I mean, for fuck’s sake look at these gifs [x] His style is radically different in that fight than it normally is, he’s jumping, flipping, twisting all over the place. And a momentum-driven power strike is exactly what he delivers to Savage’s knee there at the end. He’s using Soresu principles to successfully fend off two opponents at once, but this duel is otherwise almost pure Ataru, and it’s vicious.
** and it’s this kind of precise body awareness that lets Obi-wan take one look at an embankment, his opponent’s size and strength, and immediately conclude exactly how high any potential jump or flip will take him, and also allows him to dismember a man mid-spin without touching the rest of him
I forget if this is canon or otherwise but didn’t Obi-Wan learn Soresu because of Ataru’s lack of defensive capabilities?
My personal headcanon aligns with yours perfectly in that Obi’s tactical mindset uses Soresu’s breathing space to analyze the fight and attack the opponent"s weak point!
Like I’ve always seen Obi as not particularly physically strong (not to say that he isn’t strong, just that it’s not something that goes beyond the pale for a Jedi Master e.g. Pong Krell) but someone who waits like a viper for the perfect moment to strike. Couple that with Qui-Gon’s unorthodox training methods and combat styles handed down to him through years of experience and you have an extremely versatile Jedi who adapts perfectly to fights!
(Well. Almost perfectly. Shoutout to Dooku’s absolutely SICK Makashi. Honestly that style just… *fans self*)
Yup that’s canon! (or well, “used to be” technically, but all the EU stuff’s still canon to me so idaf lol) Stover *really* dug into saber forms a lot in his novelization of Revenge of the Sith, and one of the things he talks about is Obi-Wan switching to studying Soresu after Qui-Gon’s death. In general tho, Ataru has very strong offensive capabilities, but all that movement and those big sweeping gestures it uses can leave openings. Openings that against most opponents won’t be a problem, but against another Force sensitive saber duelist? Suddenly those openings can become deadly. I imagine that’s also part of why Obi-Wan switched, not just because he’d seen one of the form’s weaknesses exploited, but because if the Sith really are back, the Jedi aren’t only going to be fighting criminals and warlords with blasters anymore; they need to prepare to be fighting other lightsabers, and the defensive nature of Soresu was how Obi-Wan responded to that. And it’s also in Stover’s book that Windu calls him the master of the style and quite stridently argues that Obi-Wan might be the only Jedi in the Order who can defeat Grievous. 
And I totally agree! Obi-Wan is going to be very strong for his size, but he’s still….his size lol. So he makes up for it in other ways, by making sure nobody can touch him until he suddenly strikes, but also by engaging their mind. Obi-Wan turns fights into mental battles as much as physical battles, which is why he talks so damn much when fighting haha. And in that arena, Obi-Wan is without equal, so he can really tip a fight in his favor by coming at his opponent from multiple angles. 
And hnnnng Makashi. I really liked that they pushed the dueling/fencing angle of Dooku’s style in the show
Okay okay, but here me out…
After reading all this I want a canon comic/novel/whatever to focus on Dooku training Qui-Gon. All this stuff from lightsaber combat differences (I particularly liked the comment about Dooku wishing his apprentice wouldn’t be jumping around like a circus performer) to the canon fact that both Dooku and Qui-Gon were seen as idealists who butted heads with the Jedi Council.
I’d like something like that. Maybe even get more info on what a Yoda/Dooku apprenticeship was like.
I’d run across a source somewhere that said Ataru was specifically considered a good counter to Makashi. This does make some amount of sense: Makashi is about holding back the opponent until you can disarm them, exploiting an imperfection in their form. Ataru is about a powerful opening burst, which could, when done right, overwhelm a Form II fighter’s reserve. And if it’s Qui-Gon, with enough power in his strokes to fell a mynock? Good luck, Form II, he’ll tire you out before you have a chance with him. 
Qui-Gon essentially took Dooku’s strategy and turned it on its head. 
My favourite was putting that tidbit with a few I’d picked up from @deadcatwithaflamethrower‘s ReEntry: the fact that, when Qui-Gon’s relationship with his Master was especially rocky, he went to Grandmaster Yoda. And guess what Yoda’s specialty is? Right ye are, Ataru. Yoda, with his smaller size and greater agility, probably ran Padawans ragged if they asked for a lesson. The idea of Yoda teaching Qui-Gon more or less exactly how to be able to stand up against his Padawan really tickles. 

I have only one thing to add to this however, Obi-Wan is 5′10. He’s not small omg. He’s just… unfortunately surrounded by lots of tall ass mammoth people who obviously have a wookiee in their family fucking tree. So by the time he gets to 22, he’s got the height and most of the physical strength he’s gonna have for at least a decade or two, to be downright terrifying with Ataru.

And he technically doesn’t even need to be all that strong with an attack. Momentum and energy from a jump can make any strike pretty devastating - this holds pretty true in most martial arts, hand-to-hand or with a weapon. One of the most devastating fights I’ve seen was between this giant hulk of a lad and a slip of a girl who not only used speed for her attacks, but also her momentum. Spinning kicks use your momentum as well speed to basically send your opponent flying if you connect (personal experience btw: it fucking HURTS to get kicked in the jaw damn it). 

Ataru is agile as hell and requires a lot of energy, one hell of a load of stamina and the awareness of your body - literally, if you don’t know your body well enough, trying any sort of athletic activity like jump kicks and stuff, literally fucking the most dangerous thing you can do sometimes (again, personal experience). 

Obi-Wan’s skill at collating a variety of saber forms and being trained enough in them all that he can combine them literally on the fly is an amazing trait. It’s not something I think is unique to Obi-Wan - Anakin and Mace I imagine were both quite good at switching forms here and there (especially Anakin because no formal training) - but I do think he was literally one of the only Jedi to take it to the extremes because of his fear of watching someone else die in front of him. 

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so it’s not just episode one, all of the prequels - especially in the context of episodes 2 and 3 as framing devices for the clone wars - play a lot better if you pretend liam neeson is obi wan and ewan in e1 is actually anakin

obi wan ‘ben’ qui-gon jinn kenobi survives the darth mauling with a new robot heart ala picard (and a new face as ewan switches roles), mirroring luke and anakin’s robot hands and associated trauma

this near-death experience informs his personality shift to a more laid back, neutral attitude, both towards the ostensibly 'necessary’ sins of war, and the longstanding traditions of jedi emotional austerity and moral absolutism. obi wan during the clone wars pretty clearly gets it on with duchess satine, and also asajj ventress, and probably padme at some point, like there’s a not insignificant chance he wasn’t alone on tatooine for eighteen years

but also, just, he goes from liam’s stern tutor in e1 to ewan’s friendly equal in e3, and this is played as his weakness, but it’s clearly actually his strength. obi wan, after all, is the real chosen one, and his vision of balance is kindness offered even to his enemies, the hand of friendship instead of the weapons of war

meanwhile, anakin’s fall isn’t due to obiwan’s shoddy teaching technique, but a flaw in his own character. where obi wan eschews the simple morality of the clone wars, and seeks to avoid violence wherever possible, anakin embraces the theater of war because it plays to his natural strengths - and also his ego

if anakin, not obi wan, is the one who takes out darth maul while obi wan (qui gon) is sidelined, and then this repeats twice with count dooku in e2 and e3, then that echo frames a progression in anakin from the impulsive, impatient youth of episode one - 'i see we’ve picked up yet another pathetic lifeform’ - to the heroic killer of the clone wars - 'aggressive negotiations, ones involving a lightsaber’. if executing dooku is not the jedi way, it is //anakin’s// way, and has been since darth maul burned a hole in his master’s chest, and he responded by cutting that motherfucker in fucking half.

obi wan spends years trying to teach anakin that violence only begets more violence, but anakin never comes with him on this. he sees obi wan’s hesitation as a weakness of character rather than a strength, and his willingness to kill as proof that he’s moved beyond obi wan’s teachings

tldr anakin murdering tusken raiders and younglings makes a lot more sense if the action that proved his worth to the council and won him the rank of jedi knight was killing darth maul

this was my new prequel headcanon from january

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Okay, that new fic about Old Ben time traveling is awesome!! What's gonna happen when the Council and the rest find out that Ben is one of the very very few Jedi alive in his time?

“You can lean on my shoulder if you’re having trouble.” Qui-Gonoffered, watching the man struggle to get down.

Ben shot him a look then took a deep breath and rested his hand onQui-Gon’s shoulder, using it to slowly kneel down beside the otherJedi, wincing as his joints made a audible popping sound. Qui-Gon hidhis own wince at the sound and smiled gently at Ben. “If it startshurting to bad, tell me, I’ll help you up.”

The other master sighed then nodded. “Thank you Qui-Gon. I admitthis is…difficult.” He looked around and then settled. “But itsnice to be meditating outside for once and not worry about the sunburning me.”

“The healers told me you’re doing better. You’re breathing betterat least.” Qui-Gon had been put in charge of Ben when he wasoutside of the healer wards, ensure that he ate, kept up on hismedication and to ensure he tried to socialize.

“Finebacta mist breathed in over several hours and healing crystals.”Ben breathed in the air of the gardens as he rested his hands in hislap. “It healed most of the scar tissue of my lungs and Vokarahopes long term affect will help the rheumatism, she’s moving me fromthe basic shii-cho to the lighter forms for katas.”

Qui-Gon nodded and pretended not to seethe little group of padawans watching them, his own among them andwhat looked like Bant with her arms wrapped tightly around Obi-Wan.‘Knowing who Ben is…she looks worried.’ Not that Qui-Gon couldn’thave been accused of the same. The amount of medical tests he hadforced his padawan to attend…

He also pretended not to notice Ben’sattention suddenly wandering, the man finding a flower suddenly veryinteresting. While the medical healers were hopeful that they’dmanage to improve Ben’s health, the mindhealers were less hopeful asto improve the others shattered soul.

It saddened Qui-Gon.

Sometimes Ben would have moments ofawareness that hinted to the elegant and well-spoken man his padawanhad grown to be even with the loss. Qui-Gon couldn’t help but wonderwhy the rest of the temple had left him to become like this, brokenalmost beyond repair.

No, it was best not to think like that.It was best to hope.

He smiled a bit when Ben put his headon the others shoulder, taking steady, deep breaths. It wasn’t oftenBen engaged in physical touches and that was also one of severalthings the mindhealers encouraged as a way to get him to accept thateverything was real.

“Its nice to be able to feel Jedi’sagain, even if its just me pretending.” Ben offered almost lightly.

There it was again, that hint thatOb-Ben had been alone and seemingly for a long time, without anotherJedi as company. Perhaps it wasn’t as much the temple leaving him tobe broken as there being no one around to help him.

It had been a unkind thought anyhow,Jedi wouldn’t willfully leave their own to this.

Qui-Gon slowly slipped a arm around theothers shoulders. “Indeed Ben?”

“Yes. Seventeen standard years are along time, I may have gone properly insane.” The pepper and salthaired man beside him sounded as much intrigued as amused about theidea of his own sanity and Qui-Gon took a deep breath.

“Why were you alone though? Were yousent away?” He prodded gently, trying to get the other to open.Ben’s aura flooded instantly with darker emotions.

Regret, sadness, pain and bitter griefechoed.

“The temple burned and every light inthe Force burned with it.” He whispered. “And I was sent afterthe cause of the fire that ravaged our home. My own padawan, who Fellso much further then ever Xanatos did.”

Qui-Gon noticed Plo and Shaak makingtheir way towards them, obviously having heard the other speak. Abouttheir home burning and every light in the Force? Every Jedi?

Had Ben been truly alone

Their temple burned and the death ofall Jedi?

“What happened then Ben?” Qui-Gondidn’t want to know, yet he asked.

“Mustafar. I followed him to Mustafarand I did something terrible.” Shame flooded the Force as much asthe pain. “I gave ground and backed away and tried to talk to him.And yet he wouldn’t give and the fires burned so high and hot aroundus.” Ben stared at his hands, looking more lost then the day heappeared.

“I had the higher grounds I told him,I had the higher ground Anakin… I was standing on that banks and hetold me not to underestimate him. He jumped and I…”

“You what Ben?” Shaak knelt down infront of him, taking Ben’s aged hands in hers while encouraging him.

Dazed green stared at her. “Mou kei.My own padawan and I…” He shuddered and closed his eyes, hisshame and grief wrapping around himself like a cloak as he turned hisface into Qui-Gon’s suddenly numb shoulder.

Mou Kei was a forbidden move, a act ofdismemberment of several limbs at once and not to be utilized againstliving beings.

“Forgive me Anakin. I couldn’t killyou so I left you to torment instead.” Ben whispered thickly andQui-Gon mentally shook himself before tightening his grasp around themans shoulders, Shaak slowly rubbing Ben’s hands between her own.

Shaak meet his gaze and they bothwondered the same thing.

What had driven Ben to this statefirst, the loss of the order, the loss of his own padawan by his ownhand or the years of loneliness and isolation since.

Qui-Gon glanced across the yard andcaught his padawan’s eyes before glancing down at Ben and back. ‘Iwon’t leave you to this Obi-Wan. This will not be your future.’

The bond between them glowed inacknowledgment and worry.

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