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ultralaser

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peak hatemail [ choosy moms choose gif ] long and prosper, baby
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Honestly, that last ep of AMC IWTV was for eldest daughters of dysfunctional & abusive homes who watched their mothers choose "love" over their own well being... Did I feel seen, yes (derogatory) + yes (with an air of intergenerational tragedy & a sense of watching a person needlessly, horrifyingly slowly, sink into the ocean with a ship over and over for decades like a Sisyphean drowning), did that make me happy, it most certainly did not, was it phenomenal character development for Claudia, 1000%

Or it’s about vampires.

Can’t wait for Claudia the bitch to die, so that self absorbed bitches like you can be miserable.

This show isn’t about you.

Hope you cry when the bitch dies.

You're a very cranky little person lol, searching the tags for Claudia's name at 9pm on Tumblr on a Thursday, super well adjusted behavior + no shit I know she dies, I'm appreciating the writing & acting being done by everybody who for their real life jobs is crafting this story, it's called "media engagement," a wild concept called "enjoying the things you choose to read and watch," something off the wall you maybe haven't heard of, "artistic analysis" beyond surface level plastic fangs from the prop department, you brainless fucking moron. Go get your rocks off and rewatch Kirsten Dunst act out Claudia's death if you really can't keep it in your pants while the adults have a conversation.

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ultralaser

this is exactly what happened in my shakespeare class, twice the class did a deep dive on the motivations of a female character and twice this one dude piped in all "i don't know what you all are getting this from bc i just thought she was a manipulative bitch", twice he said that exact phrase out loud in class, and we assume the prof had a talk with him bc i don't remember him saying anything else the rest of the term

what was going on in his life to lead him to this place doesnt matter, bc jesus god damn motherfucking christ bro

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my 100 level community college writing professor - feel free to break out of the rigid, sterile high school essay format, and write in more interesting forms, include more varied sources, put the thesis at the end, and so on 95% of college professors - nice 5% of college professors, in week seven of ten - what the hell is this, where is the thesis, what are all these tangents, what are you even talking about, poor work and good luck in your college career

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Anonymous asked:

Obviously you didn't watch Kingsman, if you think its about white supremacy…it had absolutely nothing to do with that. So get off the tag, no one wants to see your pointless bitching about a movie that you have no idea what your talking about. You want to talk about it, actually watch it, because its a great fucking movie.

man so the grumpy fourteen year old white kids who don't see race(ism) demographic apparently //loved it//

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