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Holmes’ comments about his personal hygeine and fashion sense helped me pinpoint what it is that I love so much about Jonny Lee Miller’s appearance. It’s that unlike most actors on mid-level American TV, he looks like an actual human being who is made from cells that deteriorate and die. Compared to Lucy Liu, a 43-year-old elf with flawless skin who may or may not be immortal in real life, Jonny Lee Miller looks positively decrepit. He has wrinkles, and fluffy hair, and when Watson says to him, “you look tired,” he actually looks tired. — Hello, Tailor: Elementary 1x03: Child Predator

1. hey baby

2. that paragraph continues:

Do you have any idea how often you get scenes on TV and in movies where someone says “you look like shit” and the other character is played by a world-class beauty with nothing more than slightly messy hair and a hangdoc expression? I find it kind of amusing that the only other well-known character who looks this “bad” is Hugh Laurie’s Gregory House, strongly implying that America has to outsource to the UK for middle-aged actors who haven’t had a facelift yet. (Unfortunately there will never be an equivalent female character to these guys because that would require a woman to go on TV with unshaven legs, and that’s illegal.)

I am not middle-aged but otherwise I volunteer to serve as America’s female slob representative.

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CUZ I’M SO BODY BODY
#2ne1 #CL #can't nobody
-dodgergirl replied to your postI’m sorry I made you consider the gender roles expressed by a burger chain.
I don’t know, I feel like we could learn a lot by examining the performative nature of the Hamburglar’s masculinity. I mean, what does that mask mean? What’s he hiding? Is it… his feminine side?
#yes #yes it is

[now you will try not to imagine hamburglar doing that dance for the rest of your life.  YOU WILL FAIL.]

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Claire: It's-- surprising to me that you like Tony Stark so much.
Nz: I mean, look at him. He's so gorgeous and charming.
Claire: But... I mean...
Nz: Oh, everything else? The crown-prince-of-capitalism thing, the sexism, all that? I hate everything he stands for, he's kind of an awful person. I'd still climb him like a tree.
Claire: OH. Okay. That makes sense.
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