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Girls Night

[NZ-666 KSHATRIYA]

/where oil turns to blood/

NAOMI GILON / MONSTROUS BOOTS / 2021 [ceramic boots | unknown dimensions]

some traditional ink pieces I’ve made for MCM and TB. I’ve been really burnt out the last couple months, but working on traditional art has felt good!

There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters

“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying

“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.

hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.

Showa Gamera director Noriaki Yuasa on what separates kaiju films from monster movies. From the BBC’s 1998 Godzilla documentary (x).

This is the quote I was referencing in my podcast interview when I talked about the guiding principles for my creations within the genre.

Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia

so heres my take on this

Thank you

where’s the skeletons

i added a whole nother axis for this

OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER

where do the angry birds land?

if you get off on angry birds then you land in hell

henlo hope yall dont mind but

In a world where most children fear the monsters under their beds, you tame them.

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome

Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want

You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing

And that’s knowing your limits

Physically, mentally, and emotionally.

You find the monster that’s best for YOU

And you have a nice day

Date the creature with glowing yellow eyes that knocks on your door at 2am. They can see the future, and they promise it will be okay.

me - ...hello?

the creature - hello i am sorry to bother you this late but i thought you could use some reassurance that things will be okay

me - ...what?

the creature - things will work out and life goes on and you are still here and that can be enough for now

me - (crying)

the creature - this is awkward. i should go.

me - no please stay

Ocean Vuong, from “A Letter To My Mother That She Will Never Read”, published in The New Yorker (via soracities)

Happy #StarWarsDay! To celebrate, Here’s an art dump of my Star Wars SHIP MONSTERS. Man, I gotta make a t-shirt or something with these guys someday. Hope everyone is feeling the good vibes of the force today.

I collected these drawings in my book which you can buy: https://shop.mrjakeparker.com/collections/art-books/products/drawings-iii

omg

Das Wunderzeichenbuch (The Book of Miracles), Augsburg, 1552.

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

“Nice rubber ducky you got there. Be a shame if somethin’ were to happen to it.”

"if that chump picks on you at school again, jus' let me know, i'll moiderize him."