i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

This is the Jackie Aina money pic. Reblog and watch your skin clear, your edges grow, and your bank account flourish!

ion need no edges but turn up lol

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

Me rn

Husband got a two week extension on his current job, has interviews lined up with other jobs now! Reblogging for luck with interviews!

I need money

In the form of Powerball or Megaball real life

Let the money gods bless me today

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

Money postttt

Need rn

Reblog money cat to get money soon

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Pleass

One helping of some big spicy joy please!

i would like one person to buy one item in the next couple hours so i can cover my phone bill. if dude who just bought one chose to pay for it today that would work but tbh someone else buying and paying right away wld be better

eBoy 1 - hey we heard you need some cash, how about $2

me - mmmm, even on a $3.50 item this just doesnt feel worth my time

eboy 2.0 - okay i know you said last week you didnt want to hold this very expensive item for two weeks, but what about one week and i still dont want to pay full price

me - wimpy you can buy a hamburger next week but i'm not gonna hold it for you

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

now THIS is journalism

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

Without additional information, I shall now assume that the glitter is ground up pixie wings. I knew New Jersey was weird.

The entire thread is beautiful and mysterious and kind of haunting.

It’s used in making paper money, at least overseas. There’s a certain kind of glitter that is no longer commercially available because it is used in the manufacture of paper currency and they want to deter or complicate forgery. Some polyhedral dice manufacturers had to change their sourcing, making dice with the old (prettier) glitter suddenly much more desirable.

I would not be at all surprised if currency was the mystery industry she mentioned.

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

In a museum

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

You absolute fools will spend your entire life getting pickpocketed, having your pockets picked clean by grifters and swindlers, while I, on the other hand, have sewn pockets into the armpits of every shirt I own and that’s where I keep my wallets. I split my money evenly between the two of them so even if some brave soul dares to steal the wallet from inside of my wet pit and they somehow get away with it without me smashing them to death, they will have only stolen half of my money and I’ll still have twenty-two dollars left. 

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Nope not talking about taxes

Our returns are gonna be late this year so I guess the jokes on them 🤷🏿‍♂️