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my pitch for deadpool four

JASON MOMOA as LOGAN (codename: long blade)

DAFNE KEEN as LAURA (codename: short blade)

TAYLOR KITSCH, LIEV SCHREIBER, DOM MONAGHAN, WILL.I.AM, and KEVIN DURAND returning as TEAM DEADPOOL

and introducing HUGH JACKMAN as the villain, ARCADE

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What parts of Canada are Wade Wilson and Logan actually from tho? This is an important part of Thier relationship that’s really overlooked.

Like, Thier canadianess in general is overlooked, but if Logan is supposed to be from NWT or something and Wade is from, IDK, Vancouver, there needs to be an inter-canadian smackdown.

Responses from The Canadians so far:

Logan: Multiple canon sources and Actual Canadians agree he’s from somewhere in northern Alberta, (Fox Lake and Cold Lake have both been cited)

Wade: True to form, there are multiple conflicting canons about which part of Canada Deapool is from, but all the Canadians agree that in order to get Like That ™, Wade Wilson is 100% definitely for certain from Winnepeg.

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Watching Logan and holy SHIT.

Where was this fire in the other X-Men films? Bryan Singer should have never gotten custody of this franchise.

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Right? And I am 110% happy that they didn’t make Laura into the damn ridiculous belly-shirt-wearing wank fantasy she is in comics. Also, hearing her cussing Logan out in Spanish is MAGIC

Was that what she was doing? LMFAO I loved her so much. Smol stabby daughter.

When she first said “de nada” in the truck I was giddy, but when she started rapid-firing Spanish my jaw was on the floor. Like, all film there was yelling and that was it from her, and then BAM! Filthy-mouthed stabby daughter for you!

That first scene where she comes out carrying the head of her enemy and throws it I knew this movie was going to blow my wig off.

Patrick Stewart deserved a fucking oscar for Logan

I loved salty old Xavier godddd everyone was over it in that movie lol. “Fuck you, Logan.”

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ultralaser

nick tarabay aka chrisjen’s spy / captain boomerang was also sameen’s ex partner black ops replacement on person of interest

He’s also Ashur from spartacus. I’m convinced that if he wasn’t Lebanese he’d be a superhero lead by now. As it stands, he’s my leading choice for a new Logan

my first choice to recast logan in the movies was jason momoa but no you're right. at the very least they should put nick in as logan on all the tv shows

man i shld rly watch spartacus

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This turned me gay

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

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proto-homo

It’s that eye contact

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

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marvelgifs

This turned me gay

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

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proto-homo

It’s that eye contact

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

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no country for old x-men

this is a really wierd remake of taxi driver there's some blunt critique of white american nationalism, xenophobia, racism, and colonialism that's nice to see but the movie opens with logan killing a gang of **cholos** so, kind of a wash i liked it but it's really grisly and super bleak. this is the kind of dystopian x-future that usually results in someone travelling back in time to change it

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