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This explains so much about why 20 somethings are just unable to read to any level of complexity beyond a tweet. The miserable failure of US pedagogy

They didn’t teach children phonics for TWENTY YEARS because they just hoped this “balanced literacy” bs would magically work out???

this still kills me. 20 years. that’s nearly every public school gen z kid in the US

There’s a really good five-part podcast series about this that recently came out from American Public Media called Sold a Story: How Teaching Kids to Read Went so Wrong. It does a great job of explaining this issue and goes into the political situation and profit motives that kept balanced literacy going for so long even when there was, this can’t be emphasized enough, *zero research* to back it up.

One of my personal big takeways from listening to this was the danger of turning facets of education policy into politicized issues along left/right lines–according to this podcast one of the reasons for why phonics didn’t catch on earlier is because it was being promoted by the second Bush administration, which led to teachers unions and other left-of-center people to be suspicious of it. I think that’s really unfortunate and sadly we saw that same dynamic play out during the pandemic, when in so many school districts how to handle public education became a culture war battle more than anything else.

Obviously everything is political in some way and it’s always worth analyzing who is promoting which ideas–but I think when aspects of public health/science/medicine/education become polarized we all lose out because the issue becomes so much harder to analyze on their merits. And it’s especially awful when the people most impacted are children who are still developing the basic skills needed to think critically for themselves.

oh that sounds worth a listen

I’m fucking gobsmacked. Firstly, here’s the link to the full article for anybody who wants to read the entire thing, or can’t view the image text:

Secondly, I’m just… is this not basically the gist of the scam in The Music Man? Y'know, where Harold Hill—who can’t play of note of music—passes himself off as a band leader, telling everyone he has a “revolutionary new method called The Think System where you don’t bother with notes,” and says ““If you want to play the Minuet in G, think the Minuet in G”? Like sure, context is helpful for reading, but having it be the basis is… WILD. I’m so sorry Gen Z 😭

Guys. Guys is this not how you learned to read. Bc this is how I learned to read.

NO THIS IS NOT HOW WE LEARNED TO READ WHAT THE FUCK

In the rest of the English-speaking world, children are taught to read phonically. There are multiple systems for this, from “winging it based on usage” to structured, tiered systems like Jolly Phonics. They’re taught the sounds that letters make, then the sounds that dipthongs and unusual combinations (like “magic E vowels”) make, and they are taught how to string the sounds together to sound out the words. Common words with unusual spellings/rules (or just really common words that the kid needs to know before they know the relevant rules, like “the” and “should”) are taught as “sight words” and expected to be memorised rote (although research suggests that children don’t memorise these words, but memorise whatever the tricky part is as an exception and read them normally, by phonically sounding them out in their head). This is so that children can get to reading common sentences and simple stories as quickly as possible, providing them with valuable practice and motivation.

As children get practice reading over many years, the most common words get memorised via repetition, and new words are sounded out and memorised if they come up enough. (This is why it’s common for people who read more than they watch tv/converse to mispronounce words for many years – I was over 20 before I knew the correct pronunciation of ‘misled’ or ‘rendezvous’.)

We certainly weren’t taught to check the first letter and then guess based on vibes. If you read like that then there’s no point in the rest of the word being written down. How would you learn new words and advance your skill that way?

Well, this explains a lot about how people in my notes process my posts.

I was taught to read using Saxon Phonics, which teaches you how to associate letters with sounds, chunk words into phonetic segments, and then string them together.

I can read, write, and speak much better than most of my peers, and I’m sure this is why. I actually learned how to extract information from letters, rather than trying to recognize each word as a symbol for a concept. Phonics are essential for reading comprehension.

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this whole lena dunham thing is hilarious to me 

for all the wrong reasons……..

you really got white women, of all sizes & persuasions, running around with deeply skewed perceptions about black men’s attraction/attention to them

one *was* convinced black men just love her (tess) 

the other was mad because one dude didn’t pay her no mind (lena)

either way you have to wonder, given historical ish between black men & white women, how so many walk away with such fucked up mentalities

but of course, this is what happens when you elevate basic bitch white feminism to platinum status

you get people who say shit with zero critical interrogation of the histories and tensions it rests on

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note-a-bear

Plantation feminism, tbqh

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ultralaser

**gone with the wind as a feminist text**

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i-d-c-y

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coelasquid

I’m not sure how many people know, but one of my most favourite movies is the 1973 version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Aside from being really catchy with fantastic musical talent, they kind of found a really sneaky way to take one of the cornerstone stories of the new Testament and weave it into something that really… has almost nothing to do with God. Boiled down to the raw bones, it’s a story about best friends torn apart by political circumstances that got bigger than either one of them. They’ve started a revolution, and while the face-man is content to short-sightedly revel in the glory and good intentions of the movement, his right hand man is skeptical of the consequences that they’ll have to deal with when their opposition brings out the big guns and their following gets too large to keep their original message clear.

Carl Anderson’s Judas is more or less the hero of this story, the first one of Jesus’ inner circle to realize that they’re building something they can’t control anymore. He’s begun isolating himself from the group, trying to find the courage and the words to confront his friend and let him know that they’re heading down a destructive path. When he does find his tongue, Jesus doesn’t want to hear it and agitates their messy divide. While the other apostles are content with the social status that being in Jesus’s inner circle grants them, Judas is the only one who really knows him and is willing to call him on his shit. Eventually he makes the tough choice that his comrade is out of control and can’t be reigned in with reason, and agrees to work with the authorities to bring him down. Ultimately it they abuse his trust and dole out disproportionate punishment to make an example out of him, and Judas can’t live with the choice he made.

Jesus’s arc is very interesting as well, just in that he’s not played as a solemn victim through the story. At the beginning of the movie, he’s very content with the too-big-to-fail following of young upstarts he’s amassed. When Judas warns him that they’re setting themselves up for a fall, he doesn’t want to hear it. It’s not until the crowds start asking him if he’s willing to die for them that he realizes that’s even a possibility, and when he sees all of Judas’ predictions coming to pass that he starts realizing martyring himself is the only way they’ll salvage anything out of the movement. And he’s not completely on board with it, he has a great moment of self-reflection wondering if it’s worth it at all, but he’s already past the point of no return.

And I specify the 1973 release of the movie because the 2000 version really is a testament to different direction can turn one script into a completely new story. Instead of featuring Judas isolated from the group trying to find the heart to give a joyous Jesus the hard truth, the 2000 version opens with Judas aggressively dogging after a solitary, downtrodden Jesus. Some people prefer one version and some prefer the other, but I was very disappointed at how this choice removes the sympathy the audience might have for Judas early on. There’s no point in the film where Jerome Pradon seems to have the same level of regret or moral discomfort that Carl Anderson displayed, and he comes across more as a bully to the melancholy Glenn Carter Jesus than a friend with his best interests at heart.

One of the most powerful scenes in the ‘73 version is at the Last Supper, where Jesus and Judas leave the group to just have it out. Previously they’d butted heads and kind of had flighty chest-puffing matches until Judas lost his nerve and took a walk to avoid a full-on confrontation, but this is the turning point where he just can’t take it anymore and lays out everything he feels in no uncertain terms. It really cements that the rest of the apostles are kind of glory chasers, but Judas is the only one with real emotional involvement is Jesus as a person. I feel like this scene can’t have the same impact if you don’t start out the story with the idea that Judas and Jesus are, or last least were at one point, very close friends.

I’m of the opinion that it makes the titular song fit that much better, basically as the scene where his best buddy who went through this whole emotional, political rollercoaster with him, for better or worse, comes back from the dead to say “What’d I tell you, bro?”

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This gave me so many JC: Superstar feelings I went and dug out the CDs.

I’ve never seen either version; I’m tempted to (try) to see the 70s version now.

I know I just reblogged this, but after re-watching the embedded and linked videos I have to throw in that one of the reasons I prefer the 70s movie and traditional staging to the 2000 version (though Simon Zelotes in the 2000 version is a thing of beauty and a joy forever) is the clear implication in Judas’s final number that he has not been consigned to perdition for his part in the drama:

He’s clad in celestial raiment (or what passes for it, in the 70s). He’s backed up by a celestial choir. In the movie, he even is shown to be descending from above. The song hints at a man who has been given access to knowledge of things beyond the pale of human experience but is still searching for answers. The 2000 version goes for a more “infernal” interpretation, which makes it seem like he came back just to taunt Jesus.

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troubledsigh

interesting commentary. I’m always intrigued to read interpretations of stories that I had considered to be relatively close to biblical ‘canon’ but that people have managed to spin with a gnostic slant. And I remember when my mom first played me this movie (I was pretty young) and she skirted around a cut-and-dried “JUDAS=EVIL” interpretation of this aspect of it, even though I pretty distinctly remember encountering this story in sunday school growing up and finding Judas to be completely vilified. Also, Carl Anderson’s voice here is phenomenal.

I fucking LOVE Jesus Christ Superstar. I grew up on the 1973 movie. (I refuse to even watch the other one. IT DOESN’T EXIST.) Judas is forced (chased by fighter planes!), and Jesus is a MASSIVE JERK. (Seriously, the temple scene, wtf.)

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Let me quote the actual words of Luke 8:40–48, this time from the New Revised Standard Version:
As he went, the crowds pressed in on him.
Now there was a woman who had been suffering from hemorrhages for twelve years; and though she had spent all she had on physicians, no one could cure her. She came up behind him and touched the fringe of his clothes, and immediately her hemorrhage stopped.
Then Jesus asked, “Who touched me?”
When all denied it, Peter said, “Master, the crowds surround you and press in on you.”
But Jesus said, “Someone touched me; for I noticed that power had gone out from me.”
When the woman saw that she could not remain hidden, she came trembling; and falling down before him, she declared in the presence of all the people why she had touched him, and how she had been immediately healed.
He said to her, “Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace.”
The Gospel of the Lord.
This is a story from the Bible about a woman.
This is a story from the Bible about a woman who could not afford health care.
This is a story from the Bible about a woman who could not afford reproductive health care.
This is a story from the Bible about a woman who broke religious rules because she could not afford reproductive health care.
This is a story from the Bible that tells us how Jesus responds to a woman who broke religious rules because she could not afford reproductive health care.
The Gospel of the Lord.
So if some Christian official, authority, scholar, author, activist, advocate, politico, pundit, pastor, priest, bishop, cardinal or pope tries to tell you that religious rules trump women’s need for reproductive health care, ask them about this story. Remind them of it.
Remind them that Jesus rather explicitly showed us otherwise.

THIS.

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ultralaser
abagond:
“There’s no way like the American Way”
Margaret Bourke-White took this picture of a bread line during the Louisville Flood in Kentucky in 1937.
What a powerful image. So much truth in this.

[also]

“I don’t preach a social gospel; I preach the gospel, period. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is concerned with the whole person. When people were hungry, Jesus didn’t say, ‘Now is that political or social?’ He said, ‘I feed you.’ Because the good news to a hungry person is bread.”
Desmond Tutu

(via azspot) (via zuky) (via ilyka)

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Anybody trying to convert me to anything can fuck right off. Especially Christians, because I am PRETTY WELL AWARE OF CHRISTIANITY THANKS AND I HAVE NO NEED TO BE TOLD ABOUT IT ANY MORE EVER. This makes me think of those Chick Tracts where the Good Christian is all “blah blah JESUS CHRIST” and the Unbeliever is all “Jesus Christ? Who’s that?” NEVER HAPPENS. EVERYONE KNOWS. SHUT UP.
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PLAYBOY: You say that white men are devils by nature. Was Christ a devil?
MALCOLM X: Christ wasn't white. Christ was a black man.
PLAYBOY: On what Scripture do you base this assertion?
MALCOLM X: Sir, Billy Graham has made the same statement in public. Why not ask him what Scripture he found it in? When Pope Pius XII died, LIFE magazine carried a picture of him in his privatestudy kneeling before a black Christ. What was the source of their information? All white people who have studied history and geography know that Christ was a black man. Only the poor, brainwashed American Negro has been made to believe that Christ was white, to maneuver him into worshiping the white man. After becoming a Muslim in prison, I read almost everything I could put my hands on in the prison library. I began to think back on everything I had read and especially with the histories, I realized that nearly all of them read by the general public have been made into white histories. I found out that the history-whitening process either had left out great things that black men had done, or some of the great black men had gotten whitened.
PLAYBOY: Would you list a few of these men?
MALCOLM X: Well, Hannibal, the most successful general that ever lived, was a black man. So was Beethoven; Beethoven's father was one of the blackamoors that hired themselves out in Europe as professional soldiers. Haydn, Beethoven's teacher, was of African descent. And Solomon. Great Biblical characters. Columbus, the discoverer of America, was a half-black man. Whole black empires, like the Moorish, have been whitened to hide the fact that a great black empire had conquered a white empire even before America was discovered. The Moorish civilization--black Africans--conquered and ruled Spain; they kept the light burning in Southern Europe. The word "Moor" means "black," by the way. Egyptian civilization is a classic example of how the white man stole great African cultures and makes them appear today as white European. The black nation of Egypt is the only country that has a science named after its culture: Egyptology. The ancient Sumerians, a black-skinned people, occupied the Middle Eastern areas and were contemporary with the Egyptian civilization. The Incas, the Aztecs, the Mayans, all dark-skinned Indian people, had a highly developed culture here in America, in what is now Mexico and northern South America. These people had mastered agriculture at the time when European white people were still living in mud huts and eating weeds. But white children, or black children, or grownups here today in America don't get to read this in the average books they are exposed to.
PLAYBOY: Can you cite any authoritative historical documents for these observations?
MALCOLM X: I can cite a great many, sir. You could start with Herodotus, the Greek historian. He outright described the Egyptians as "black, with woolly hair." And the American archaeologist and Egyptologist James Henry Breasted did the same thing. Read Pliny. Read any of the ancient Roman, Greek and, more recently, European anthropologists and archaeologists.
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