humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

Can you imagine if people up north hibernate when it’s cold and people in the south bitching that all of Chicago is asleep and they still have to work lmao

OMG there was only one bed AND THEY GOT ENOUGH SLEEP

Monolith: A Solo 200 Word RPG

Giving Monolith its own post here!

Monolith

A 200 Word RPG for One Player

You are a Monolith, crafted by ancient and unknowable hands. 

What are you made of?

Where were you placed?

Observe the world around you. Roll 1d6. 

1-5: Eons pass. Continents shift. How do your surroundings change? +1 to future rolls. 6-9: Life flourishes. What grows, lives, dies, all around you? 10+: A glimmer of sentience emerges. Who are these beings?

These bright and fast beings, how do they live?

1-2: They burn brightly and beautifully, but smolder away to ash in the end. 3-4: They are sharp and hungry, cannibalizing themselves to nothing. 5-6: They grow restless, grasping for the stars and leaving you alone once more.

Do they ever find you?

1-9: No. +1 to future rolls. 10+: Yes, andy they;

There is nothing you can do, you are a Monolith.

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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Seriously though, look through the comments of this post, the amount of men, especially gay white men, that are leaving angry replies/comments is truly AMAZING.

And y'all wonder why she decided to take a break after she could do no right by any of you? Lol

ur either a space gay, a forest gay or an ocean gay

signs as types of gays:

space gay: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius

forest gay: taurus, cancer, libra, capricorn

ocean gay: aries, leo, sagittarius, pisces

See y’all in June