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PRESIDENT TRUMP - i'm sorry all you morons are too dumb to appreciate how well i got along with putin in helsinki. also i meant to say 'i don't see why it would-N'T be russia' which in the context of everything else i said makes total sense! just like when rick santorum called obama 'a government niggardly person' or when he said 'blah people' and not, as was widely mis-reported, 'black people'. everyone is just suffering from totally real 'trump derangement syndrome' (thanks, rand paul!)

also, and this is an actual direct quote, "There's never been a president as tough on Russia as I have been," [ he told reporters at the White House later in the day. ] the real tragedy here is everyone being mean to me!

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putin using a translator for his meeting with trump and then their joint press conference is honestly just a power move trump is too dumb to see there is a 0.0% chance vladimir putin doesn't speak fluent english, dude was a kgb officer DURING THE COLD WAR you know in return of the jedi where jabba has a translator not so he can understand the myriad of languages used in his presence, but to speak for him because he deliberately only speaks huttese? that's putin in helsinki pretending he can only speak or understand russian. it's theatre. he rolled up with someone else whose job is to repeat whatever he says, and an american president in his pocket. trump thinks he's a boss because he is in finland and making everyone speak english, but putin is speaking fucking russian in the same room and trump thinks he's dominating the guy