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The minotaur was a prince.

Do you ever think about how we’ll never know if the minotaur could’ve learned to speak? To communicate in any way? What kind of a life could he have lived if he wasn’t torn away from his mother and tossed into a prison for the crime of being born? Do you think of the stories that describe the infant as “ferocious” as if that excuses what was done to him?

Do you think about how the only names we know him by are ones taken from his jailer, the man who locked up a child and sent countless others to their doom? At the very worst he was a pawn caught up in the crossfire of an angry god and a foolish king. But truly he was just hurt. Abused. Neglected.

The prince of a kingdom that feared and reviled him.

“but he eats people!” yeah. good.

Note that the monster name is his father’s (His mother’s husband’s) name.

Minotaur. Taur (Taurus) means bull. Mino (Minos), he is the legal son of King Minos. It’s his patrilineal line and a physical description.

His Jailer gave him his own name.

There’s surely something there about projection. The son is serving time for his father’s crimes.

Literally in this case. The Minotaur is a curse from the gods on Minos because Minos dishonored his contract with them. He promised that if he was made King of Crete he would sacrifice his best bull to them. He became King and sacrificed another bull in order to keep that wealth of his best bull. So the gods gave Queen Pasiphaë a lust for the bull and made her bear the minotaur.

Minos was certainly meant to be reminded forever of his transgressions in the face of his child.

But here we can return to this alternate take. Minos has Daedalus build the Labyrinth and confines the Minotaur inside it, feeding it by sacrifices sent in to be killed. Was that the gods’ intent?

Or did the gods grant him a choice? To atone for his sins by caring for the consequences, to do what he should have done in the first place and give up his pride to be the bigger person for the sake of others. To honor the contract of Father where he failed the contract of King.

And Minos chose instead to make his son the whipping boy for his own crimes. To project his crime, which caused the Minotaur, onto the Minotaur.

Is it both projection and victim blaming? I will punish you for my crimes. I will punish you because you are the consequence of my crimes. I will punish you because better you than me.

And so, Sins beget Sins.

The Tragedy is meant as a teaching tool, to illustrate wisdom through playing at foolishness.

And so does King Minos show the layers of pain wrought by a failure to own one’s failings; to honor one’s word.

His Minotaur, like the Creature of Dr Frankenstein centuries later, was an avoidable Monster.

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ultralaser

me earlier in this thread - wait did icarus fuck the minotaur

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When you learned your mother was a goddess, things finally seemed to fall into place. The other demigods laughed at you, the only child born to the goddess of the hearth, Hestia. But your power was so much more than they could dream of.

Being born to a goddess was something I never imagined to have happened to me, and really, least of all to a goddess of virginity, so really, Hestia as a mother? I didn’t believe that.

But dad told me he had been at the oven with papa and they had stoked the fire, they poured wine and sacrifices bread and oil and meats to the flame, and begged the goddess to let them have family together to gather in this home, a family to gather around a hearth and to love.

And listen to their prayers she did, sculpting me from embers and ash and blowing life into me with a spark from her flames, kissing my forehead once before she left, leaving me forever with her mark on my face.

That’s what dad told me, and now it all makes much more sense.

I never ran out of s'more stuff, ya know? Even if I had definitely just used up my last chocolate for a cake, there’d be a new perfectly preserved package of it in my cupboard. Marshmallows empty cause of my hot chocolate? No silly, there is still some left in the box somehow.

I also play the guitar, at the campfires I always played and lead the chorus, but never do my fingers turn to blisters, and I never need to rest my voice.

It also explains why I have always been at home anywhere and with anyone, I could sit down, and I was home where I was and the people with me would be my family.

Other demigods mocked me, I am the child of the goddess of the home, of the hearth, a cooking deity they’d call her.

It was…rude, but it was fine, I could deal with it. I didn’t have a cabin full of siblings, but whoever stopped by was family, right?

And it was totally fine to leave me behind when they went into battle, I am no good with weaponry, but I could still follow them, grab some food for them, they’d be hungry after all the fighting.

And they seemed almost concerned when I ran onto the battlefield barefooted and in my hoodie and sweatpants and apron, rushing towards a dragon and a son of Thanatos.

Their screams were scared when the useless child of a goddess ran onto the battlefield, and this boy actually tried to hold me back, even if his arms were shattered and his skin was scorched.

They were shocked when the battle ended with me.

They would’ve known I can’t get burned from all the times I’d stumbled into the campfire or spilled tea.

They should’ve known I can make anyone and anything calm down quickly enough.

They should’ve known I can protect anyone behind me by raising my hand.

A hearth does not burn, it warms and nutures. A family calms and cares, not aggravates. A home does not abandon, it protects.

I am the son of Hestia, and my mother gave me the ability to be a hearth anywhere I went. It is safe with me, for anyone.

I ended wars before, this one was no different.

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

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ultralaser

poseidon - NO IT WOULDN'T

zeus - i'm the king of the gods, i don't fucking care. besides his dad was a huge dick

poseidon - ...this is true

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jesuismurphy

Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?

Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape

Some poor fuck that’s traveled on foot for five days to get there: Might Oracle, how can I save my family from destitution?

Oracle, face down on the tile: To the left, take it back now y'all

This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence

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the-worm-man

Person that had to sacrifice everything to get here: Great and Wise Oracle, what is the reason for my wife’s disappearance?

Oracle, T-posing: This is so sad Alexa play despacito

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mythosphere

Greek Gods as things I’ve heard at my school

Zeus: At this point I’ll bang anything *grabs cactus on windowsill* HERE I GO

Hera: *shrieking* MY BOYFRIEND IS A W H O R E

Demeter: *has been addressing all plants by their scientific names for a week* Today I have a solanum lycopersicum and cheese sandwich

Hades: Death is the only thing left that will cure my anxiety

Poseidon: Somebody told me that I have the mental capacity of a fish. Jokes on them, I am a fish *gargles water loudly*

Hestia: Fire warm. Man need fire.

Apollo: You were saying something but all I heard was G A Y

Artemis: Boys are stinky gross bastards, fuck boys….wait no

Athena: Somebody got mad at me for saying I was upset I got a 93%. Little do they know I have been getting straight 82% and I just broke my lucky streak

Hephaestus: *pounding aluminum foil into a ball with a mallet* SHINY

Hermes: I just picked the lock on the home ec room door and stole like 7 loaves of bread who wants toast

Aphrodite: *gets told they’re pretty* I think you mean smoking hot.

Ares: No one tells you that punching people hurts. I punched someone and then cried, which is the opposite of menacing

Dionysus: *blackout drunk and standing on a table, shirtless* RESPECT WOMEN

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iguanamouth
Anonymous asked:

ok. so. you know how people always draw cyclops (cyclopses? cyclopes?) with basically a human face but one single eye?? like just, anatomically, that doesn’t make sense because the nose is right in between the eyes and the bones and stuff would get in the way SO. my actual ask is Do You have any opinions on cyclops anatomy

i actually have a Cyclops Type Character and the way i got around it was just. taking it out completely. just scooping that whole zone clean off

no smells allowed

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one eye two noses, cyclopses have the nose of a bloodhound and another, different bloodhound

hey you know what, when youre right youre right

it’s beautiful

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ultralaser

i don’t know how greek names are supposed to be pronounced anyways so i’m going with hecate pronounced like tecate

As a kid I thought it was heh-Kate. But it’s he-kahh- tee. Emphasis on the second syllable (in Ancient Greek the emphasis was always on the second or later syllable).

Most Anglos, and I think even shakespeare, pronounce it differently though, since it’s entered our lexicon and so morphed a little to some of our ramshackle English ‘rules’. So I doubt it matters too much. Every time I hear people pronounce Circe as Sirsee instead of Kirr-kee the pedant in me squirms.

I’ve spent too much time thinking about Ancient Greece. Hence my probably unwanted response to your post.

‘kir-kee’ oh man whaaaat. every movie i’ve ever watched has lied to me. i shld take a term of greek just to get a feel for the pronunciations

“he-kahh-tee” does indeed rhyme with tecate, nice

okay but it's te-kahh-tay not te-kahh-tee

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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

I’m a nice person I don’t deserve this

Hello a nice person i don’t deserve this, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. You’re a good Human®! ^_^ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

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ultralaser

i think canonically chiron was just drunk as fuck all the time and otherwise ate human food, but this is, much better

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digivolvin

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

exphautaz

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

what up im narcissus, im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

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Harpies

Region of origin: Greece

The harpies or harpyiai were half-women, half-bird creatures thought to be the personification of strong winds. They became associated with the underworld and meting out punishments, sent at the bidding of Zeus to attack or harangue people who had somehow offended the god, or people who had disappeared suddenly were thought to have been carried away by harpies to face the Erinyes. Earlier depictions described the harpies as beautiful maidens but over time their reputation worsened and they were increasingly described as ugly, vulturous beings. In Dante’s Inferno, the harpies made their home in a tree in the seventh ring of Hell and tormented the souls who resided there.

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