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ultralaser

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makeitthroughthis said:

This gives me like…heartburn and anxiety about the Akira remake moving forward. Like…this sounds fun but *chrissy Teigen face*

i hear you but like, taika already set preconditions for even taking the akira job that show more respect and love for the source material and intent to provide opportunities for non-white actors than the parade of midrange white directors being handed tentpole after tentpole could muster collectively so, i'm still going to give him the benefit of the doubt for now

that said the moment taika departs from the project due to 'creative differences' or the studio starts talking like the last airbender press tour i'm nooping out of that one, it's going to be interesting to see how much they let him get away with

as far as godzilla, the first one felt like a cloverfield sequel, this feels like a loving but tone-deaf tribute to the heisei godzilla films. i'm honestly not sure why they didn't just hire guillermo del toro

#godzilla#akira#gentrification
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godzilla king of the monsters is fine but also a tire fire

here are my unsorted notes, i will write more later or maybe just add to my twitter thread abt it

ALPHAS ARENT REAL, THAT WAS BAD RESEARCH

oh good ecoterrorism, another totally real thing

oh good, overpopulation is to blame, not CAPITALISM

GODZILLA VS CAPITALISM PLZ

is that tony stark's lake house

spoilers i guess

#godzilla#king of the monsters#gentrification#spoilers
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what am i supposed to do with this information, tumblr. why was this flagged? copyright infringement when it's clearly parody? 'adult content' when it's clearly kaiju drawings? guns? i'd be okay with that one, but let's be honest, your dumb ass fucking algorithm thinks ghidorah's eyes are nipples, doesn't it.

and why are you telling ME that you flagged SOMEONE ELSES POST. i can't even appeal this!

#flagged#godzilla#king ghidorah#female presenting nipples#a just a loving staff#gun show#good lines
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emmrichgf

LOVE when people run in front of Godzilla in the direction Godzilla is walking. just go to the left or right you fools!!!

does godzilla hunt humans for food? i’m not up on the godzilla lore but if she does this would single you out and be the Worst move to make

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gallusrostromegalus

As I understand it, Godzilla might not actually eat/hunt anything as they’re literally nuclear-powered. They just come to large cities to fuck shit up as a metaphor for enviornmental destruction and also sometimes have Giant Monster Fight Club, also as a metaphor for the consequences of The Hubris Of Man.

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ultralaser

godzilla comes into the city to critique the architecture in a direct way

#godzilla#fight or flight
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konggodzuko

Me: Man, modern movie posters are just dumb photoshopped nonsense

“Godzilla: King of the Monsters”: we got you, man

Like, honestly? This is just utterly beautiful. And it’s a pretty awesome callback to 1991’s “Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah”, just this prehistoric Monster grappling with an evil golden dragon

Painted (whether digitally or physically) movie posters should really make a comeback, like holy crap!

#godzilla#king ghidorah
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highly-radioactive-nerd

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

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highly-radioactive-nerd

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome

Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want

You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing

And that’s knowing your limits

Physically, mentally, and emotionally.

You find the monster that’s best for YOU

And you have a nice day

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highly-radioactive-nerd
#godzilla#monsterfuckers#ethics
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ultralaser

sometimes a family is two gay roboticists, their human son, their mac tonight looking ultraman robot son, and his monster island kaiju wrestling league tag team partner, godzilla. #godzillavsmegalon #jetjaguar #1976 #kaiju #wrestling #okaytobetakei

#godzilla#jet jaguar#okay to be takei#1976
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