the government(s): u can sign this document that basically makes u a weapon that we can use as we please….. and if u use ur powers without permission u can be put in jail without a trial…… and we’ll track all ur movements and have ur dna to see how much of a risk u r…… or u can retire steve rogers, remembering when he and all his collegues accidentally worked for a nazi organization: no thanks the govt: ok………no hidden laws or tricks or anything…….don’t worry…… (: but btw this shitty survellience camera image looks like ur old pal buck so….. we’re going to send a kill squad after him without further investigation cause we need a scapegoat……and u can’t do anything to stop us without becoming a fugitive so :)))))) steve;
#g o d civil war in every iteration is just SO B A D #i still cannot BELIEVE the audacity of this bitch (tony) in the comics to ask the x-men to join up on his side lmao #every name brand mutant ever who remembers what the dofp & aoa futures looked like & remember genosha being burned to the ground #and the govt death robots sent out to non compliant/unregistered mutants throughout the country incl hospitals in nyc: “…lol naahhhhhhh.”
au where tony stark shows up at the x-mansion and asks **emma frost** if the x-men would like to help him build a fascist police state and she just kills him
@princessnijireiki said:
he actually asked emma in the comics! she was headmaster of the instutute at the time. she mentally projected her firsthand memories of genosha burning & the skeletons of the kids she taught there into his brain and was like “that’s funny— I don’t remember you helping us when WE needed YOU, and now you wanna make us your private PRO REGISTRATION army?” and basically told him he had 5min to gtfo of westchester.i
irc wolverine was on team cap but the other mutants stayed out of it (except for namor, who is technically a mutant, and who pulled some m'baku style last minute dramatic heroics for team cap bc wolverine helped him avenge his cousin’s death), but wolverine’s gotta be EVERYWHERE in the comics, am I right?
the only version of the comics i have actually read is mightygodking's parody, but a quick review of that scene in issue 2 reveals that bishop - BISHOP - joins up with team tony. IT'S BAD WRITING DOT JPG.