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EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
