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who is this and why does he look like a fusion of every marvel chris
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Anonymous asked:
Why is Pine the Best White Chris™️
ok now let me give you the bulletpoints about one Mr. Christopher Whitelaw Pine and how he became the Best White Chris™️
- He’s the most self-aware of the Chrises and checks his privilege on the regular. So much so that 3 years ago on this site, I declared he was gonna be the first white male star to work with Ava DuVernay. The Indie Spirit gods just told me in that moment.
- He seeks out feminist material to work in.
- He looks like a hot, deranged professor on the regular.
- He has a degree in English from Berkley, where he wrote nonsensical poetry and took an erotic fiction writing class, where word on the street his stories were GOOD.
- He owns a flip phone and eats his food like a 5 year old.
- His pants are forever too tight.
- He’s blind as hell.
- He stays dressing like DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet.
- Dude collects blankets and uses big ass words for no reason.
- He wears a pinky ring and can actually pull it off.
- THE GREY IN HIS BEARD
- His adorkable 12 year old ass wrote this letter to Premiere Magazine about wanting to be Kristy Swanson’s sidekick if she didn’t have a boyfriend.
- His underwear bulge in Unstoppable.
- Hell or High Water. The Princess Diaries 2.
- He got a black eye from Idris Elba during filming Star Trek 3, and he was so proud that he wanted to flaunt that shit.
- This:
- He lived down Just My Luck
- Whatever good-good he was giving Olivia Munn back in the day that made me stop and go “Oh word?”
- He got nominated for an Emmy, and no one ever talked about it.
- I sat through a film called Blind Dating because of him.
- His haircut in Wonder Woman.
That concludes this TED Talk.
kimmel - so who's in the avengers fantasy league? don cheadle - chris kimmel - which chris? don cheadle - i forget --- kimmel - so who won? don cheadle - one of the chrises
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The Chrises are killing me
He’s having an existential Chrisis
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Ron believes in being thorough
Source: hashtagparkandrec
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can we get a comedy superhero movie staring chris evans, chris pratt, chris hemsworth, and chris pine? just because they’re all named chris
okay okay, here’s the pitch: chris rock has 4 very muscular body guards all also named chris.
but its a superhero movie right? so consider for backstory: theres some mass empowering event going on, but for some reason, probobly related to true name magic or some shit, only people named chris are affected , so all the heros villains ect are just more chris, they also get powers absed on there last name, ei chris rock has elemental earth powers, , crhis pines get nature powers ect
it comes out on christmas
And the title? “The Chrises”
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Starring Chris Evans as Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt as Chris Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth as Chris Pine, and Chris Pine as Chris Evans.
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^That last comment tho…
The bad guys are played by Christopher Walken and Christopher Eccleston.
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Uh and their mentor is Christopher Plummer
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And since there’s too many men in this we can get Christina Ricci, Christina Milian, Christina Johnson, and Christina Moore in there and they can be the Chris’ who want to get to Chris Rock along with the other Chris bad guys
add christoph waltz
chris tucker is mad abt always being mistaken for chris rock so they're feuding, hiring out from christopher industries run by chris plummer as a professor xavier type, and christina international run by christinas hendricks applegate and aguilera. walken waltz and eccleston are government types.
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My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.
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me socializing
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and you did a great job, superstar