g2 dadtimus and bumbleboy, from bee movie two. #transformersstudioseries #bumblebee #optimusprime #g2 https://www.instagram.com/p/BxqevXuBmNv/?igshid=elist0ycy7lz
buy one get one free plus a 20% off coupon (which counteracter freddies 20% markup) so, bee movie optimus and a free rotf rampage. #transformersstudioseries #bumblebee #optimusprime #rampage https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlOdgHg_Fl/?igshid=wezeru0j80hr
Angela Basset is Shatter (Red) and Justin Theroux is Dropkick (Blue). They are the main villains of the Bumblebee Movie and they’re triple changers (car, robot, flying aircraft). I’m hoping they’re an iconic duo.
update, yes they are
transformers 2007 is on and WOW it does not hold up very well compared to bumblebee
improvements include no cleavage cam, a female lead, decepticons in different colors, autobots with a discernable plan, and (crucially) being able to tell what's happening in every action shot
more interestingly, aside from mikaela's cellphone and president w bush, there's really not a lot locking this movie into being set any later than like 96, and tbh the autobots and decepticons learning nothing useful about earth culture from the world wide web makes more sense if they were limited to using lycos to look up articles on microsoft encarta
my transformers sequel pitch is bumblebee in the bronx, a 1989 set cyberpunk kung-fu parkour heist film directed by justin lin starring michelle yeoh, about bee stealing decepticon tech from a multinational
bumblebee and ideally ratchet (rad cop dad cop) are sent by optimus from the still under construction autobot city in monument valley to nyc to investigate reports from blaster (autobot satellite) that someone is selling decepticon tech on the black market, they get caught up in street races (ratchet hates that he is really good at it), join a gang of cool punk kids, and then team up with cyborg cop michelle yeoh, who has come over from hong kong to stop an ocp-esque us multinational from buying tech recovered by gangsters in the south china sea. the ceo is circuit breaker from the marvel comics, the decepticons are motormaster and the stunticons, final battle is powermaster optimus prime fighting menasor on liberty island
my transformers sequel pitch is bumblebee in the bronx, a 1989 set cyberpunk kung-fu parkour heist film directed by justin lin starring michelle yeoh, about bee stealing decepticon tech from a multinational
“into the spider-verse” spider-gwen is lightskin gap-toothed representation
#bc hailee steinfeld is mixed & also bc i say so
i, actually did not know that! which means charlie in bumblebee is too
my official review of bumblebee (2018). #bumblebee #transformers #hope https://www.instagram.com/p/BrqrnDgH2u1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y7xudzm4hvom
this is my official review of bumblebee (2018)
this is my official review of bumblebee (2018)
aquaman and bumblebee (and wonder woman and the force awakens) are a a testament to removing cynical, edgelordy white men from being in charge of major media franchises, and putting literally anyone else in charge
charlie is LITERALLY the first female character in SIX transformers films not to be filmed with michael bay,c$ gross terry richardson porn gaze
that, should not be refreshing but here we are
anyways michael bay and zack snyder are done
aquaman and bumblebee (and wonder woman and the force awakens) are a a testament to removing cynical, edgelordy white men from being in charge of major media franchises, and putting literally anyone else in charge
charlie is LITERALLY the first female character in SIX transformers films not to be filmed with michael bay,c$ gross terry richardson porn gaze
that, should not be refreshing but here we are
anyways michael bay and zack snyder are done
t minus BEE MOVIE 2. #bumblebee #watchlist https://www.instagram.com/p/Bro4AtanNav/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t0u7ta1km3su
on a different tack (hashtag monster fuckers), transformers (2007) said ‘hey girls, how would you like be shia labeouf’s girlfriend?’
whereas bumblebee (2018) is saying, 'bumblebee is your boyfriend now’
like there is a scene in act one of revenge of the fallen (2009) where optimus prime asks sam to come testify on his behalf before congress bc ICE wants to deport all the autobots, and sam literally yells at OPTIMUS PRIME for inconveniencing him in his first week of college
meanwhile bumblebee has only ever been a loyal and faithful friend
don’t date a boy who has a car, date a boy who **is** a car
LOOK AT HIIIIIMMMMMM
ONE LARGE BOI