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ultralaser

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people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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somehow every single thing i have ever seen or read or been told about minecraft failed to mention THAT THERE ARE BOATS no more bridges just ferries no more roads, we're digging canals nnw no more treehouses, only boathouses if i run a waterfall down a slab stairway can i boat up a mountain, guess who's gonna go find out WHY DO THEY WORK ON DRY LAND, THIS IS AMAZING minecraft is already everything i really wanted skyrim to be, but if i can carry a boat in my backpack to stand in for casting waterwalk, and go live in a giant mushroom, minecraft is morrowind now

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People: “African people in Spain? But how! There’s like, a whole sea between them!”

(Spain in the foreground, Morocco in the background.) 

For the curious, the distance here is just under 9 miles. So yeah. There’s been travel here for as long as there has been rafts.

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davidplease

Africans?? In MY Spain??

It’s more likely than you think

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