$490,000/1 br
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$490,000/1 br
Seattle, WA
OK SO I STARTED PLAYING MINECRAFT AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE THE WILL POWER OF A MUFFIN AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE BUT THEN
THIS CREEPER STOLE MY BOAT??? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE PLEASE EXPLAIN
people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”
so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂
amazing
guess who literally only found out fifteen minutes ago that there are boats in minecraft and is //very// excited about it. #minecraft #boats #autumnlooks
somehow every single thing i have ever seen or read or been told about minecraft failed to mention THAT THERE ARE BOATS no more bridges just ferries no more roads, we're digging canals nnw no more treehouses, only boathouses if i run a waterfall down a slab stairway can i boat up a mountain, guess who's gonna go find out WHY DO THEY WORK ON DRY LAND, THIS IS AMAZING minecraft is already everything i really wanted skyrim to be, but if i can carry a boat in my backpack to stand in for casting waterwalk, and go live in a giant mushroom, minecraft is morrowind now
I’m so mad
what is this tony hawk fairy tale bullshit
People: “African people in Spain? But how! There’s like, a whole sea between them!”
(Spain in the foreground, Morocco in the background.)
For the curious, the distance here is just under 9 miles. So yeah. There’s been travel here for as long as there has been rafts.
Africans?? In MY Spain??
It’s more likely than you think
People: “African people in Spain? But how! There’s like, a whole sea between them!”
(Spain in the foreground, Morocco in the background.)
For the curious, the distance here is just under 9 miles. So yeah. There’s been travel here for as long as there has been rafts.
John Berkey HOWLING SCIENCE #spaceship – https://www.pinterest.com/pin/474355773242056782/
When bae trips and knocks over the walking plank… Name a more iconic scene. I’ll wait.
WELCOME TO BOAT CLUB, POPULATION, THIS BOAT RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID FACE
I wanna live in Mariah Carey’s mind where it’s forever 1997 and it’s always sunny and champagne is always flowing
Florida Man comes through with direct action. Good job comrade.
FLORIDA KOMRADE
Temp Post: Fisherman (at Okrika Water Front)