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raeosunshine asked:

Volkiir all of the odd numbers that haven't been filled out in kassis' ask!

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3. Biggest regret?Actively attacking his own party members in a fit of religious fury.

5. If they could hang out with one famous person in 18th century American History, who would they want to hang out with?Nathanael Greene, probably. They could discuss war, and how admittedly shitty it was.

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence? Cecil Harvey, Final Fantasy 4. His redemption arc was not expected in the slightest when I first created him.

9. What’s their dump stat?Because I actually rolled his stats, none of his were particularly bad. His worst was Intelligence, I believe.

23. Thoughts on death?Everyone’s time must come, but he’s not ready for his. Even though he would go to Bahamut, there’s work that needs to be done.

25. Favorite animal?If dragons don’t count, bears. Fierce hunters and protectors.

27. They’re at a tavern. They bump into a big burly angry drunk with a combative attitude. What happens?He tries to talk him down, and if it comes to a fight, has no qualms with subduing him through force. He’d be willing to heal some of the wounds afterward, depending on if he felt like they really deserved it.

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development?Positive - Bahamut, his god; his party members Thane and Morgan.Negative - Cult of Beshaba; his fanatical religious upbringing; his own sense of pride.

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raeosunshine asked:

Cassis: all numbers with a 1 in them!

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1. How many dead parents do they have?Only one; his mum, who was a wizard who inspired him to pursue the arcane arts in his youth. Died a fairly mundane death of illness.He’s fairly convinced that an Ice Devil’s gonna try to kill his dad, though, after he signed a contract and got in a fight with its subordinates.

10. What’s their best stat?Intelligence, followed quickly by Strength! Belts and headbands are good investments.

11. What is their favorite anime?Oh sweet jesus. I feel like he’d probably love Berserk.

12. What’s their favorite beverage?Red wine. Tea, if he’s staying sober.

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell?SHOCKING.GRASP.Staple spell of a magus, and by far the most-used spell he’s got.

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done?That’s a toughie, especially since heroic is such a broad definition. As far as battle goes, he once bested a powerful knight in a one-on-one duel. But he’s also dropped 2 liches and crushed the schemes of a powerful night hag, all of these accomplishments he might personally consider to be greater.

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done? Signed a deal with a devil, and chewed out one of his party members for advising him otherwise. Kassis does what Kassis wants.

16. Are they a hero or a supporting protagonist?Once again, depends on your definition of heroes. I personally consider the entire party to be a collection of leading characters. He personally does not consider himself a central hero, although he does like to soak up the limelight.

17. What’s their favorite food?Most fond of grains and pastas, especially foods that could be easily made on a budget, but also made to be very high-quality. Hates seafood with a passion.

18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?Horse-sized duck. The sound of a swarm of horses makes him very uneasy. Although, that might also just be me talking, because swarms are terrifying to fight.

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take?His spellbook, and a person named 322, who he probably has a crush on.

21. How did they become an adventurer?Being a part of the nobility is so boring. You know how to fix that? Experimenting and failing with magic, trying to estrange yourself from your only remaining family, attempting to study magic, and getting too impatient so you just join the Pathfinder Society.

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pathfuckery

DnD Character Asks!

Characters in the tags, askbox open, character synchronization set to maximum! Throw a number or two in my askbox along with a character, and I’ll answer those questions! 

1. How many dead parents do they have?

2. How good are they at tongue twisters?

3. Biggest regret?

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset?

5. If they could hang out with one famous person in 18th century American History, who would they want to hang out with?

6. What’s their theme song?

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence?

8. Paper or plastic?

9. What’s their dump stat?

10. What’s their best stat?

11. What is their favorite anime?

12. What’s their favorite beverage?

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell?

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done?

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done?

16. Are they a hero or a supporting protagonist?

17. What’s their favorite food?

18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take?

20. Are they religious? If so, what god or gods do they serve?

21. How did they become an adventurer?

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill?

23. Thoughts on death?

24. Do they have any interesting skills?

25. Favorite animal?

26. Expansion of civilization or the preservation of nature?

27. They’re at a tavern. They bump into a big burly angry drunk with a combative attitude. What happens?

28. What do they do between quests?

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development?

30. Would they smooch a ghost?

#this blog's been dead for months#but if anyone wants to ask about my characters go figure#kassis loreid (magus)#volkiir galvarosste (dragonborn paladin)
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scienceofeds

AMERICANS DEMAND #AUDITTHEVOTE. YOUR DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE.

1. Hillary was leading the polls before the election. 

2. Hillary won the popular vote by >1.72 million. 

3. EXIT polls do NOT match up with results in 4 key states. Hillary won according to exit polls in NC, PA, WI, and FL. 

4. Trump won these with RAZOR-THIN margins. Also this. A shift of just 55,000 votes to Hillary in PA, MICH & WISC would’ve made Hillary the winner. 

5. More than 20 states have faced major election hacking attempts, DHS says. 

The DHS official — speaking on background because of the subject’s sensitive nature — explained that hackers of all stripes are constantly testing the digital defenses of every state’s public-facing election systems. But in 20-plus states, the agency determined that these intrusion attempts have become what DHS calls “probing of concern.”

6. Feds believe Russians hacked Florida elections-system vendor. (And remember they hacked the DNC emails). 

7. Trump has lowest approval ratings of any president-elect in recent history. LOWER than Hillary according to PEW results. The only time this happened in recent history was in 2000. Gore had higher grades.

8. There were irregularities in many key states. 

In Florida: Lost by 120,000. One Attorney quoted in article: “Tallahassee-based VR Systems was also allegedly hacked. The company provides electronic poll books for a number of jurisdictions which communicate in real time with each county’s voter registration system. According to the company’s web site VR Systems serves almost all of Florida’s counties and 14 other states.“
In Wisconsin: Lost by 27,000 votes. BUT: “But Clinton won only counties using all-paper ballots, the computer voting experts said. In the counties using a mix of electronic and paper-based voting systems that President Obama won in 2012, Clinton lost by 1-2 percent. In the Obama counties using all paperless machines, she lost by 10 to 15 percent”
In North Carolina: Lost by 178,000. “… what happened across the state on Election Day has become the focus of serious concern for the election integrity experts. In one Democratic epicenter, Durham County, the state’s voter registration database and e-poll books tied into it were down, prompting long lines, delays and necessitating people fill out provisional ballots. The data was also scrambled, with voter rolls in the wrong locations, people tagged as voting when they had not, and people not on lists even though they had their state registration cards. Those snafus were reported to election protection call centers.”
“… if it was the latter, who was behind the cyberattack? These questions must be answered immediately, especially if the answers lead to questions about the integrity of the election process in other jurisdictions.
In Michigan: Lost by 11,000 votes. “Election night’s unofficial returns found Trump ahead by 11,000 votes. But 87,000 ballots did not show a presidential vote, the election integrity team said, which broke a 49,000 empty-vote record from previous presidential election”
In Pennsylvania: Lost by 68,000 votes. “… The concern is that 16 counties are still using aging countywide tabulators which Finnish computer security specialist Harry Hursti has shown can be easily hacked to change the reported results. These computers use old versions of Microsoft operating systems, which have security vulnerabilities that have never been fixed.”

9. Unsurprisingly, in many places, HILLARY won in counties using paper votes but lost in those using electronic in key states. For example: North Carolina  and Wisconsin .

10. Russia confirms it has been in touch with Trump throughout the campaign. 

And there’s so much more. Like the fact that manipulating vote count in just a dozen areas in few key states would be enough. 

THERE IS STILL TIME TO AUDIT THE ELECTION. 

WHAT CAN YOU DO? 

MOST IMPORTANTLY: call the Dept of Justice comment line at 202 353 1555 and leave a message asking to #AuditTheVote due to Russian interference. DO IT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE. CALLS ARE BEING TALLIED.

DEMAND AUDIT IN NC, MI, PA, and WI. 

SIGN THE PETITION. 

Also: Follow @AndreaChalupa and @sarahkendzior on Twitter.  

Your truly,

Concerned Canadian 

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robertreich

Why You Really Must Get Behind Hillary, Now

Can we have a word? I continue to hear from many of you who say you won’t vote for Hillary Clinton because, you claim, (1) she’s no better than Donald Trump, or (2) even if she’s better, she’s still corrupt, and you refuse to vote for the “lesser of two evils,” or (3) you don’t want to reward the Democratic Party for corrupt primaries that gave the nomination to Hillary instead of Bernie Sanders.

Please allow me to respond.

(1) Anyone who equates Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton hasn’t been paying attention. Trump is a dangerous, bigoted, narcissistic megalomaniac with fascist tendencies who could wreak huge damage on America and the world. Hillary isn’t perfect but she’s able and experienced. There is simply no comparison.

(2) Even if you see Hillary Clinton as the “lesser of two evils,” the greater of two evils in this case (if you see the choice in these terms) is seriously evil. You’ve probably had occasion in the past to vote for someone who doesn’t meet your ideals, when the alternative is someone who falls much further from those ideals. This doesn’t mean you’ve sold out or compromised your principles. You’ve just been realistic and practical. Realism and practicality are critically important now.

(3) I understand your frustration with the Democratic Party, and your reluctance to “reward” it for its bias against Bernie in the primaries. But anything you do that increases the odds of a Trump presidency isn’t just penalizing the Democratic Party; it’s jeopardizing our future and that of our children and their children. All of us must continue to work hard for a political system responsive to the needs of ordinary Americans. The movement Bernie energized must not and will not end. But Donald Trump, were he to become president, would set back the cause for decades.

There are just over 7 weeks until Election Day. My request to those of you who still don’t want to vote for Hillary Clinton: Please reconsider. It is no exaggeration to say the fate of the nation and the world are at stake.

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jumpingjacktrash

let’s be real here: if hillary wins, the worst case scenario is she doesn’t follow through on her more progressive campaign promises.

if trump wins, the worst case scenario is WORLD WAR TWO AGAIN EXCEPT WE’RE THE NAZIS AND EVERYONE HAS NUKES.

if you would let a psychotic fascist be our president just because you’re too fastidious to vote for a mere human, you need to stop claiming to give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself.

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Anonymous asked:

tf2 is done play Overwatch.

guess who doesn’t have a computer capable of running overwatch? and furthermore, guess who still actually enjoys tf2, since it’s a fun game?

#gooooo fuck yourself buddy
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okay, turns out the new tf2 update fucking sucks

how am i supposed to enjoy being a medic even more if i can’t even get into a regular old game

i was waiting for a matchup for 15 minutes before i said fuck it

can things just go back to fucking normal, if not i don’t think i’ll be able to play this game anymore

#tf2
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afarfetchedplot

TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE UK

There is a petition to try and call another referendum about the EU, with a rule asking for a 60% majority before a decision is made. Yes this is a shitty time, but hopefully there’s still a chance to fix things. The Leave campaign have already gone back on some of their promises before the referendum, so please, if you can, can you sign this? If we get 100 000 signatures parliament have to debate it, so please. Even if you’re not in the UK if you can share this to try and get it out there, that would be fantastic. Here’s the link:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

#i have my doubts this could really work#but i'll take the chances we have to make this world a better place#i wish i could sign it myself
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Anonymous asked:

Whoa it's been a super long time since I've seen you on my dash, it's good to have you back!

Ehh, I occasionally reblog things. If I ever quit, I’d probably make an announcement of it. Probably.

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