"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

Okay? And?

i know a pack of fruit snacks hate to see me comin 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🍐🥝🫐

reblog if its friday and you made it

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage

Saving Face (2004) Dir. Alice Wu

SAVING FACE (2004) dir. Alice Wu

The Creature

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

Me 20 seconds after saying anything about my favorite characters:

PARKS AND REC 7.09

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

Sometimes l'm late because I sit like this for a long time

it's very frustrating that when you do something mature---something that really demonstrates how much you've grown as a human being and adult---no full orchestra immediately appears in your kitchen to play verdi's triumphal march and/or an arrangement of tina turner's "the best" at top volume.