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Damian: posts feature the pen and the pixel

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Gay guy in England's north west. Retired Forensic Learning Disability nurse. Travel: Photography: Music: Literature
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The Sighs of St Helena (11)

Bhusana Nanda Bidhu

Today I remember the feelings what my hands painted for you.

I am waiting for you; * I am wholly filled with you; Your picture and the intoxicating evening leave my senses no peace.

Sweet, incomparable Josephine, What have you done to my heart? Are you angry with me? Do you look sad? Are you ill at ease? But I find calm when I give myself up to my passion, that on your lips, at your heart, I may fan the flames which burn me.

How plain it was to me last night that your picture can never replace the real you. At noon you will start; in three hours I shall see you; till then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses! But you must not give me kisses, for they burn my blood! *

Since I left you, * I have been sad, I can only be happy when I am near you. I spend my whole time thinking of your kisses, your tears, your bewitching jealousy.

The charm of the incomparable Josephine is perpetually rekindling the flames of my heart and my senses. When shall I be free, at length, free from cares and duties, free to devote all my time to you, with nothing in the world but to you…

Since I have known you, I have come to respect you more day by day, which shows how wrong La Bruyere was when he said that loves come suddenly.

Everything in nature runs its course, and increases by degrees…

Be less beautiful, less tender, and above all less jealous. Your tears inflame my blood…

Join me quickly, so that, before we die, we may be able to say: We have had so many happy days! A million kisses, even for your horrid fortune. *

*The words of Napoleon

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Napoleon

Miroslav Holub - well worth a repost 👌🏻

Children, when was

Napoleon Bonaparte born,

asks teacher.

A thousand years ago, the children say.

A hundred years ago, the children say.

Last year, the children say.

No one knows.

Children, what did

Napoleon Bonaparte do,

asks teacher.

Won a war, the children say.

Lost a war, the children say.

No one knows.

Our butcher had a dog

called Napoleon,

says Frantisek.

The butcher used to beat him and the dog died

of hunger

a year ago.

And all the children are now sorry

for Napoleon.

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Josephine Bonaparte at Malmaison

Jennifer Chrystie

A cure for a sick house in a sick country

is a garden throbbing with exotic life

I have brought the Antipodes to Paris

to heal and intrigue, to take my mind

off the sharpness of death

Kangaroos abound, their deer-like heads

cresting the foliage and cockatoos

flaunting golden crowns screech

to a halt on eucalypt boughs

Water moles burrow in secret mud

The swans are black as the natives

of Terres Australes or the trunks

of fire-ravaged forests

Some expect them to moult

to their natural white

Mimosa and boronia mimic sun and stars

hark back to my tropical childhood

They thrive in the hothouse like embryos

in the fecund womb I would love to possess

If only Napoleon could reproduce

by bud, cutting or runner

With gentle secateurs I dead-head the roses

This pink and cream with foxed petals

reminds me so much of my first husband

beheaded in full flower by his country

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Today’s Flickr photo at the most hits: the music room at Malmaison, near Paris.

One of my very favourite places to visit. 

Josephine bought Malmaison whilst Napoleon was a still simply a general in Egypt. It was almost ruinously expensive and in disrepair. Napoleon was livid - yet he and she (and their children) were to enjoy their happiest times here. When Napoleon divorced her (the idiot!) she was granted Malmaison in the settlement and lived out her days here, dying whilst he was on Elba. Napoleon reoccupied the chateau, briefly, after his defeat at Waterloo - until he was exiled to St Helena.

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Calais

William Wordsworth, August 15th, 1802.

Festivals have I seen that were not names: This is young Buonaparte's natal day; And his is henceforth an established sway, Consul for life. With worship France proclaims Her approbation, and with pomps and games. Heaven grant that other Cities may be gay! Calais is not: and I have bent my way To the Sea-coast, noting that each man frames His business as he likes. Another time That was, when I was here long years ago: The senselessness of joy was then sublime! Happy is he, who, caring not for Pope, Consul, or King, can sound himself to know The destiny of Man, and live in hope.

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Waterloo

Victor Hugo (translated by Timothy Ades)

Waterloo! Waterloo! disastrous field!

Like a wave swelling in an urn brim-filled,

Your ring of hillsides, valleys, woods and heath

Saw grim battalions snarled in pallid death.

On this side France, against her Europe stood:

God failed the heroes in the clash of blood!

Fate played the coward, victory turned tail.

O Waterloo, alas! I weep, I fail!

Those last great soldiers of the last great war

Were giants, each the whole world's conqueror:

Crossed Alps and Rhine, made twenty tyrants fall.

Their soul sang in the brazen bugle-call!

Night fell; the fight was burning fierce, and black.

He grasped the victory, was on the attack,

Held Wellington pinned down against a wood.

Eyeglass in hand, observing all, he stood:

Now the dark midpoint of the battle's fires,

A throbbing clutch of frightful, living briars;

Now the horizon, sombre as the sea.

He gave a sudden, joyous cry: `Grouchy!'

'Twas Blücher! Hope changed sides, the combat swayed,

Like wildfire surged the howling fusillade.

The guns of England broke the squares of France.

Amid the cries of slaughtered combatants,

The plain where our torn banners shook and spread

Was but a fiery chasm, furnace-red.

Regiments tumbled down like lengths of wall.

Like stalks of corn the great drum-majors fall,

Their plumes, full-length, enormous on the ground;

And every view revealed a hideous wound.

Grim carnage! fatal moment! There he stands,

Anxious, the battle pliant in his hands.

Behind a mamelon was massed the Guard,

The last great hope, supreme and final word!

`Send in the Guard!' he cries, and grenadiers

In their white gaiters, lancers, cuirassiers,

Dragoons that Rome would count among her sons,

Men who unleashed the thunder of the guns,

The men of Friedland and of Rivoli,

Black busbies, gleaming helms, in panoply,

Knowing this solemn feast must be their last,

Salute their god, erect amid the blast.

`Long live the emperor!' A single cry;

Then at slow march, bands playing, steadily,

The Guard came smiling on, the Imperial,

Where English salvoes raked the crucible.

Alas! Napoleon with gaze intense

Watched the advance: he saw his regiments

Under the sulphurous venom of the guns:

He saw those troops of stone and steel at once

Melted, all melted in the pit of death,

As melts the wax beneath the brazier's breath.

Steadfast and stoic, sloped arms and unbowed head,

They went. None flinched. Then sleep, heroic dead! ...

All the remainder stood and stared, held hard,

Motionless watched the death-throes of the Guard.

All of a sudden now they see her rise:

Defeat! Grim-faced, with loud despairing cries,

Putting the proudest regiments in dread,

Turning the banners to a tattered shred,

At certain times, a wraith, a smoke-wreathed ghost,

She rears erect and huge amid the host.

Wringing her hands, to soldiers terrified,

Defeat appeared: `Run for your lives!' she cried.

Run for your lives! shame, dread! each soldier bawled:

Across the fields, distraught, wild-eyed, appalled,

Between the dusty wagons and the kegs

As if a wind came blowing on their legs,

In ditches rolled, in cornfields crouched to hide,

Their shakos, coats, guns, eagles cast aside

Under the Prussian swords, each veteran

(O sorrow!) howled with terror, wept and ran.

At once, like burning straw by tempests blown,

All the Grand Army's battle-roar was gone.

Here we may stand, and dream: for from this site

They fled, who put the universe to flight.

Forty years on, this shunned and dismal field,

This Waterloo, this cranny of the world,

Where God piled nullity on nullity,

Still trembles to have seen the giants flee!

Napoleon saw them pouring like a flood:

Men, steeds, drums, flags. Facing his fate he stood,

Confused, as if repining; then he said,

Raising his hands to heaven: `My soldiers dead,

I and my empire broken in the dust.

Is this thy chastening, O God most just?'

Amid the cries, the guns, the tumult, lo!

He heard the voice that gave him answer: No!

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Today's photo with the most hits shows some of Napoleon's generals gathered for the council of war that preceded the Battle of Waterloo.

From L to R: Cambronne, Soult, Bertrand, Druout, Kellerman.

Cambronne - he of the Old Guard 'Merde!' Wounded at the very close of the battle, subsequently married his British nurse.

Soult - Wellington's opponent in the Peninsula War. One of only six Marshal Generals in the history of French arms. Creator of the Foreign Legion.

Bertrand - served with Napoleon througout the Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars. Accompanied him into exile on Elba and St Helena.

Druout - artillery general. Curiously, present at Trafalgar and Waterloo. Accused of treason by the Bourbon regime after Waterloo, he defended himself skilfully and was acquitted.

Kellerman - brilliant and brave cavalry general, served throughout the Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars. Wounded at Waterloo. Fervent opponent of the Bourbons.

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