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Uh Oh It's Mental Obsession

@uhoh-but-yeah-alright / uhoh-but-yeah-alright.tumblr.com

Gillian. she/her. 40s. Bi. yeah_alright on ao3. "Just be cool and appreciate the hot people being mashed together for our entertainment, y'all." | Fic Posts | Fic Master Post
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Larry, Zourry | 4k | Explicit | established relationship, porn with (some) plot, threesome

“Well tell me then, genius, what does come after fleshlight?”
“Flesh.”
Louis rolls his eyes at Zayn’s infuriating deadpan. “Were you not paying attention to my TMI soliloquy? We’ve tried both of our fleshes in all the ways. Hands ’round, fingers in. I mean I s’pose we haven’t tried feet fucking, but honestly I don’t know that I’d be able to figure out those angles–”
Zayn’s dry laugh interrupts him and Louis looks up to find him shaking his head, a look of endeared disbelief coloring his gorgeous face. “Not more of your flesh, you tosser. I meant like, an actual other human’s...orifice. Like, the thing a fleshlight is meant to mimic? Just get another cock and another arsehole involved. Then one of you can get proper fucked while fucking the other.”
Louis blanches and immediately dismisses the idea, demanding the joint back as Zayn shrugs.
“Whatever, mate, just offering advice. But if you’d rather try YouTube tutorials on contortionist foot fucking, suit yourself.”

Harry is insatiable. And lately in specific ways that require slightly more parts than Louis has. Louis wants to give Harry everything he wants, and he's landed on an idea that turns him on just as much as he knows it will Harry. But he needs help.

Enter Zayn.

Written for the 2021 1D @wordplayfics Challenge. Week 3 Prompt: Divide

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A Girl!Larry AU series inspired by The Chicks’ song, “Sin Wagon” and written for the @wordplayfics 2020 challenge.

There Will Mainly Be Mattress Dancin’ (5k, Mature)
It’s not as though Louis thought watching Harry ride a mechanical bull in a fire red dress with two slits up the front would be boring. She just didn’t think it would feel quite so life threatening. 
When Harry shows up on Louis’ doorstep with all her things, having finally left her shitty boyfriend, Louis’s determined to try to put her feelings for her best friend aside and help her start living her own life. A wild night out might be the new start they both need. 
A Shot at Sweet Salvation (3k, Teen & Up)
Prequel from Harry’s POV

Thanks so much to @lululawrence​ for organizing the challenge!

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Tomlinshaw (1.6k, Explicit)

“Suppose I did it on purpose.”

And Louis’ eyebrow jumps again, just for a moment.

“Did you now?” His eyes flash, an underlying playfulness belying the anger painted across his, fuck, absolutely sharp as knives cheekbones. “Wanted a bit of trouble, maybe?”

All Nick can do is nod, tightly and rapidly. His tongue darts out to wet his lips, eager for Louis to demand he put them to work.

Nick comes home to find Louis inexplicably primed for a fight…or perhaps something a bit more interesting.

Written for the @wordplayfics 2019 challenge. Prompt: Zebra.

Thank you to organizer extraordinaire, @lululawrence​!

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Tomlinshaw (1.6k, E)

“Suppose I did it on purpose.”
And Louis’ eyebrow jumps again, just for a moment.
“Did you now?” His eyes flash, an underlying playfulness belying the anger painted across his, fuck, absolutely sharp as knives cheekbones. “Wanted a bit of trouble, maybe?”
All Nick can do is nod, tightly and rapidly. His tongue darts out to wet his lips, eager for Louis to demand he put them to work.

Nick comes home to find Louis inexplicably primed for a fight...or perhaps something a bit more interesting.

Written for the @wordplayfics 2019 challenge. Prompt: Zebra.

Thank you to organizer extraordinaire, @lululawrence​!

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1D SHORT FIC FEST: WEEK THREE ROUND UP

Soju (소주) by anon After a spectacular breakup he’d like to forget about, English language teacher Niall Horan finds himself in starting anew in Seoul, South Korea. He’s perfectly content being single, but when his friends try to set him up with Shawn Mendes, well… Maybe it’s time to give love another shot.

Was Sort Of Hoping That You’d Stay by anon Last night, Louis Tomlinson hooked-up with a drop-dead gorgeous man who, right now, is sleeping contentedly in his arms. Sure, the sex was good - really good, in fact - and the guy was charming and funny, but it was just a one-time thing. The thought of having to engage in some awkward morning-after chit-chat with the lad makes Louis shudder. He needs to get up, get dressed and get out before his one-night stand wakes up.

the pain’s only temporary by anon They call him The Phantom. He’s something like a myth in the industry—almost everyone knows of him, but real information is few and far between. But the one thing everyone seems to be able to agree on is that anyone who dares to make a deal with him becomes untouchably, irrevocably, successful. ~ or, Harry seeks out the help of a mysterious figure referred to only as The Phantom for help getting out of a contract, but is he prepared to pay the price?

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now by anon Louis is having a personal crisis, a third Valentine’s Day being single. Unless he meets someone this week at the high end department store he works at, he’ll be stuck going to Niall’s Valentine’s Day party–again. Or the one where Harry mistakes Louis for a mannequin.

please forgive me if my lips quake by anon Hi ! Got your number from your cat Lou. Just want to make sure they’re not lost, only visiting Harry’s pet cat wing-womans her into a date.

sunbeams by anon Harry is the new neighbour suffering from insomnia. Louis is the night nurse across the hall trying to find ways to help him sleep. They find one that works.

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