gay trash™

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

I feel like I need to watch this

You ever think about that? Like your whole life has been building towards something?

The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

Archie + Honoring Fred

Purrcussion

(via)

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

ALL CONDUCTORS ARE AWARE OF FELIX

Gaby Melian is on youtube! You may remember Gaby from Bon Appetit (she recently posted on IG that she’s left BA), and she’s now launched her new channel. 

In this week’s video, Gaby is making Puchero Argentino:

I highly recommend checking it out, and also read the comments, folks are talking about how they make a dish similar to Puchero in their part of the world.

YELENA BELOVA in BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

Art by Andy Walsh

reaction is so chaotic, yet delivery is perfection

Easy Italian Christmas Bread (Panettone)

#Italian #christmas #bread #dessert #sweet

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Is this how you roll?

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

Me at work when 7 customers come in randomly when it’s been dead all day.

Me after getting spit roasted by a married couple and my asshole tears and I spend the next 2 months in another dimension high on OxyContin while I waddle to class and tell my mom that I tore my ass from taking a fat shit and not being served as a deep dick pizza to two random gays I met online.

This is it. This is the funniest post on tumblr

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

hereditary (2018)

HAPPIEST SEASON 2020 | dir. Clea Duvall

You’re my present this year.

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites