happy birthday zoro 🎉🍾
happy october! here’s some seasonally appropriate goth family
Crackpot theory:
Zoro keeps getting lost because he's instinctively walking towards the One Piece without realizing it.
Put him in a bubble, place him under an illusion of some place, and set him loose while the bubble is contained and you'll eventually find the One Piece.
sorry i’ve been thinking about this ask for months. not directionally challenged he’s just always chasing the bag
leashes for zosan
Here's a rushed, nothing post that got away from me...
Green is my favorite color.
"This is my captain"
"Relax bro aint nobody takin him from u"
this got me dying ngl (anyways i drew more chimera zoro agadhgf)
aldjdhsksj this is funny as hell
i just played/beat this dlc, and after my like 15hrs playing it i want to add: not ONLY is the map blurry, but to unblur it you have to unlock the ability “Headstrong” using skill points.
if you haven’t played the game, you get skill points from defeating enemies and completing missions. a normal marine found around the map will get you one skill point, for example, and completing a mission or sidequest might get you 200-400 (though it’s worth noting that in Zoro’s DLC, he doesn’t have very many missions, and there are no sidequests, so most of your skill points will have to come from defeating individual marines and pirates). most abilities in world seeker cost anywhere from 25-500 skill points (the most expensive i can think of right now from the original being Luffy’s Conquror’s Haki, which i believe costed 800 skill points)
now, with all that in mind...
Headstrong costs 999 skill points. it’s the single most expensive skill in the game. it costs more to teach Zoro to read a map than it does to teach Luffy to use conqueror’s haki.
Pre time-skip “no Marimo, we aren’t going to talk about that, ever.”
zoro being canonically jealous across the board (anime manga and live action) is probably one of if not the funniest running bits because it’s SUCH an irrational feeling for zoro to have. no one is doubting how strong he is. no one is doubting his position as first mate / how close he is to luffy / their weird borderline telepathic relationship. and if he was paying attention, he’d notice luffy always says hi to him first always looks to him first blushes at the sight of him but he’s in the corner FUMING bc usopp nominated himself to be luffy’s cornerman during the foxy pirate arc. that luffy said sanji was worth 1000 men. that sanji dared to suggest he knew what luffy needed. giving the side eye whenever luffy talks about how strong other guys are. and of course oda just keeps introducing more and more luffy stans (and ppl for luffy to compliment) giving zoro the WORST tummy ache
he aint going nowhere brah damn
dishes time is popworld time stay out of the fucking galley