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#too scary

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Cybersmith, your post was Very different from this one

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

same pose same beautiful little man 12 yrs later

i think this is actually my favorite post i've ever made in my 10+ yrs on this website because sometimes i'll be in a bad mood and then i'll open my notifications and someone will be saying smth nice about my boy. and then all is still not right in the world but it's at least a little better than before :)

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

Encounter: junior league hockey god

u don't think about T being near the end of the alphabet, but it is. TUVWXYZ. T and U are the last holdouts against those monsters.

star trek characters will literally go through the most life changing traumatic multidimensional extrasensory eldritch hell torture imaginable and then they're fine and the next episode they gotta deal with a guy who is bald

Sisko literally died while his spirit was tethered to his son's life as a ghost who could only watch from beyond space and time as his son grew old forever burdened by his grief and despair and just when they're both able to accept their loss and move on sisko wakes up on the station not dead and then the next day he goes back to work and has to scold quark for smuggling drugs onto the bridge or whatever

Lighting practice

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

that's the spirit!!!!

Stay safe, guys

it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!

This is important punks. Deadly important.

I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

so true

Official Wednesday post

happy not only is it not friday it's not even thurday wednesday

During the first three seasons of The Simpsons (1989-1991) produced at Klasky/Csupo, these five guys were in charge of design.

Of course they had to make "Simpsonized" versions of themselves.

I may be projecting, but I find it revealing that there is a gap between the group on the right and the three on the left. I think it symbolizes who was cool and who were the poseurs. I'll leave it to your imagination which group is which.

i thought the 2 on the right looked familiar