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Wheels' Trashfire

@typical-atheist-scumbag / typical-atheist-scumbag.tumblr.com

Most people call me "Wheels." We're living in the circus George Carlin was talking about.
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

YEssssss come at me bbs

I might regret this but...

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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Ask away, I’ve never actually answered any of these question posts and things have been depressing on my blog recently. Feel free to show your name, I usually prefer that, but anon is always on.

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Get to know me 1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers? 2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 3) What was your last text message? 4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? 5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? 6) What was your coolest Halloween costume? 7) What was your favorite 90s show? 8) Who was your last kiss? 9) Have you ever been stood up? 10) Favorite ice cream flavor? 11) Have you been to Las Vegas? 12) Your favorite pair of shoes? 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other? 14) What is your favorite fruit? 15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible? 16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships? 17) Do you smoke? If so, what? 18) What do you do to get over your anger? 19) Do you believe in God? 20) Does the person you’re in love with know it? 21) Favorite position? 22) What’s your horoscope sign? 23) Your fears? 24) How many pets do you have? What kind? 25) What never fails to turn you on? 26) Your idea of a perfect first date? 27) What is something most people don’t know about you? 28) What makes you feel the happiest? 29) What store do you shop at most often? 30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving? 31) Do you believe in karma? 32) Are you single? 33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize? 34) Are you a good swimmer? 35) Coffee or Tea? 36) Online shopping or shopping in person? 37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age? 38) Cats or Dogs? 39) Are you a competitive person? 40) Do you believe in aliens? 41) Do you like dancing? 42) What kind of music to you listen to? 43) What is your favorite cartoon character? 44) Where are you from? 45) Eat at home or eat out? 46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk? 47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself? 48) Why do you think your followers follow you? 49) How many hours do you sleep at night? 50) What worries you most about the future? 51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends? 52) Are you happy with yourself? 53) What do you wish you didn’t know? 54) What big lesson could people learn from your life? 55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? 56) What’s your favorite Website? 57) What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking? 58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? 59) What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store? 60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food? 61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? 62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be? 63) Favorite kind of chips? 64) Favorite kind of sandwich? 65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? 66) Have you ever been stung by a bee? 67) What’s your favorite form of exercise? 68) Are you afraid of heights? 69) What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken? 70) What’s your favorite breakfast? 71) Do you like guacamole? 72) Have you ever been in a physical fight? 73) What/who are you thinking about right now? 74) Do you like cuddling? 75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? 76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears? 77) Favorite city you’ve been to? 78) Would you break the law to save a family member? 79) Talk about an embarrassing moment? 80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? 81) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? 82) Favorite day of the week? 83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? 84) How do you feel about porn? 85) Which living celebrity would you like to know? 86) Who was your hottest ex? 87) Do you want/have kids? 88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? 89) Do you get easily distracted? 90) Ass or titties? 91) What is your favorite word? 92) How do you feel about tattoos? 93) Do you have any pets? 94) How tall are you? 95) How old are you? 96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot? 97) Is there anything you’re really passionate about? 98) Do you have trust issues? 99) Do you believe in love at first sight? 100) What are some words that you live by? Why?

I’m bored, let’s do this

Please iBored

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