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Wheels' Trashfire

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Most people call me "Wheels." We're living in the circus George Carlin was talking about.
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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Ask away, I’ve never actually answered any of these question posts and things have been depressing on my blog recently. Feel free to show your name, I usually prefer that, but anon is always on.

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Interesting Asks

1. If you could have the chance to make out with 5 celebrities, who would you choose and why? 2. If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not!), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date? 3. What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it? 4. What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten? 5. What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched? 6. What are the top 5 most contrasting songs on your iTunes? 7. Which 3 countries would you LEAST like to live in and why? 8. If you could make just ONE change to this world, what would it be and why? 9. If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose? 10. Which would you rather out of these 3 options? A- Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets. B- Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly. Or C- Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged? Why? 11. What are the top 10 movies to make you cry? (Or at least make you sad!) 12. What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Describe it in detail. 13. Would you rather raise 25 children or have the chance of ever having children taken away? Why? 14. Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa? 15. If you went to a desert island for just 6 months but could only take one album with you, what would you take? 16. Put these in order of your favourite movie genre to least- Horror, action, thriller, adventure, superhero, romance, drama, comedy, musical and dance? 17. If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you choose and why? 18. What have been the top 3 most brilliant days of this year? Describe them in as much or as little detail as you like. 19. What do you believe we as human beings take most for granted in this world? 20. How many concerts have you been to in your life and which was your favourite? If you’ve not been to one, who would you most like to see? 21. If your life was about to become like Cheaper By The Dozen and you were going to be saddled with 12 children, what would you name 6 girls and 6 boys? 22. What’s something a stranger has said or done that you will never forget? 23. What do you think happens when we die? 24. What’s the most special hand made present you’ve ever been given? 25. What’s the most frightening thing you’ve ever seen in your life? 26. Name 5 books you think everyone should read and give a brief synopsis for each. 27. Do you believe one can fall out of love? 28. What are your three favourite sounding words? 29. Have you ever had a paranormal experience? If so, what happened? 30. Name 4 things you hope to see happen for you in the new year. 31. List the 7 deadly sins in order of the one you feel you commit the most to the one you feel you commit the least. 32. What’s your current- Desktop picture, phone screensaver, phone lock screen and Facebook Cover Photo? 33. How old were you the last time you went to visit Santa? Talk about that time. 34. Rate your first kiss on a scale of 1-10. 35. What’s the funniest dream you’ve ever had? 36. What are 3 facts you know about your favourite celebrity/character that prove you know too much? 37. Name 5 songs you wish you’d lost your virginity to? (Or would like to lose your virginity to.) 38. Name 5 songs you’d like to have sex to in general. 39. Put your iTunes on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to me as a poem. 40. Where do you stand on the death penalty? Explain your reasoning. 41. Who are your holy trinity? (3 celebrities or characters that come above any other for you.) 42. Would you rather- A. Have a prickly leaf stuck on your forehead for the rest of your life, B. Suffer 100,000 stings from stinging nettles or C. Get 200 thorns stuck in your body? 43. Top 5 WORST movies you’ve ever sat through? 44. 5 movies you thought you’d hate but ended up loving? 45. Tell a story that involves someone you had a crush on in school. 46. What’s your favourite ever television commercial and why? 47. If you woke up and had 10 million in your bank, what would be the first 3 things you did? 48. You can have 100 million but you have to give 1 million each to 3 different charities, which 3 do you choose? 49. What’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to you? 50. Would you make out with a person of the gender you’re not attracted to if it meant you could sleep with any celebrity/character of your choice? (If yes, you can choose the person to make out with.) 51. Name 5 facts that the vast majority of people won’t know about you. 52. When was the last time you laughed so hard that tears fell from your face and what was it at? 53. How important do you think education is? 54. Share 5 goals you want completed in the next 30 days. 55. Do you have a toy that’s really special to you and if so what is it, how did you get it? 56. What are 3 traits that you like about yourself and what are three that you dislike about yourself? Personality wise. 57. How did your name get chosen? What’s the story behind it? 58. State 8 facts about your body. 59. Have there ever been rumours spread about you? If so, share them. 60. Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? 61. Describe yourself in one word/sentence- what made you choose that? 62. What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? 63. Share 7 facts about your childhood. 64. Share 6 facts about your home town. 65. You’re in jail! What did you do? 66. You’re given $10,000…under one condition- you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who do you give it to? 67. Share 5 things you love unconditionally. 68. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? 69. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life. 70. Put your iTunes on shuffle and write the first 10 songs that pop up. Explain why each song is on there. 71. Name 5 people who are famous who you find attractive. 72. If you got to spend an entire day with your favourite celebrity what would you choose to do and who would you choose? 73. If you could only listen to one band/artist for the rest of your life, who would you choose and why? 74. You can ask your favourite celebrity 3 questions and they’ve taken a magical truth pill so they will 100% answer honestly, what do you ask? 75. Who do you think is a really underrated celebrity and what do you love about them? 76. What were the last 3 songs you listened to and what do they mean to you? 77. Have you ever been told you look like a famous person. If so, who? 78. What song makes you cry the most? 79. Share 4 facts about your parents. 80. Share 9 facts about your family. 81. Share 5 facts about your best friend(s). 82. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for in a partner? 83. Share 5 ways to instantly win your heart. 84. Top 10 biggest turn ons? 85. Top 10 biggest turn offs? 86. Have you ever had a poem or song written about you? 87. What is your personal definition of cheating in a relationship? 88. Give a description of the person you dislike the most. 89. Write an open but anonymous letter to a person of your choice. 90. What are your morning and evening routines? 91. If food was people, who would be your best friend, your life partner, your enemy and your ex? 92. Have any celebrity deaths truly impacted you?

send me some please

Yes, please. I'm curious about what my followers wanna know. If you don't like any of these questions, make up your own.

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Get to know me 1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers? 2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 3) What was your last text message? 4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? 5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? 6) What was your coolest Halloween costume? 7) What was your favorite 90s show? 8) Who was your last kiss? 9) Have you ever been stood up? 10) Favorite ice cream flavor? 11) Have you been to Las Vegas? 12) Your favorite pair of shoes? 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other? 14) What is your favorite fruit? 15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible? 16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships? 17) Do you smoke? If so, what? 18) What do you do to get over your anger? 19) Do you believe in God? 20) Does the person you’re in love with know it? 21) Favorite position? 22) What’s your horoscope sign? 23) Your fears? 24) How many pets do you have? What kind? 25) What never fails to turn you on? 26) Your idea of a perfect first date? 27) What is something most people don’t know about you? 28) What makes you feel the happiest? 29) What store do you shop at most often? 30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving? 31) Do you believe in karma? 32) Are you single? 33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize? 34) Are you a good swimmer? 35) Coffee or Tea? 36) Online shopping or shopping in person? 37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age? 38) Cats or Dogs? 39) Are you a competitive person? 40) Do you believe in aliens? 41) Do you like dancing? 42) What kind of music to you listen to? 43) What is your favorite cartoon character? 44) Where are you from? 45) Eat at home or eat out? 46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk? 47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself? 48) Why do you think your followers follow you? 49) How many hours do you sleep at night? 50) What worries you most about the future? 51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends? 52) Are you happy with yourself? 53) What do you wish you didn’t know? 54) What big lesson could people learn from your life? 55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? 56) What’s your favorite Website? 57) What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking? 58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? 59) What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store? 60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food? 61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? 62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be? 63) Favorite kind of chips? 64) Favorite kind of sandwich? 65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? 66) Have you ever been stung by a bee? 67) What’s your favorite form of exercise? 68) Are you afraid of heights? 69) What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken? 70) What’s your favorite breakfast? 71) Do you like guacamole? 72) Have you ever been in a physical fight? 73) What/who are you thinking about right now? 74) Do you like cuddling? 75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? 76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears? 77) Favorite city you’ve been to? 78) Would you break the law to save a family member? 79) Talk about an embarrassing moment? 80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? 81) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? 82) Favorite day of the week? 83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? 84) How do you feel about porn? 85) Which living celebrity would you like to know? 86) Who was your hottest ex? 87) Do you want/have kids? 88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? 89) Do you get easily distracted? 90) Ass or titties? 91) What is your favorite word? 92) How do you feel about tattoos? 93) Do you have any pets? 94) How tall are you? 95) How old are you? 96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot? 97) Is there anything you’re really passionate about? 98) Do you have trust issues? 99) Do you believe in love at first sight? 100) What are some words that you live by? Why?

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