Last night I had a dream that my forearm was bleeding, and later mutated into some kind of plant monster.
I later discovered that I have a mosquito bite there.
Weird puppets, weird stop-motion and hand-drawn animation, weird educational films...
I had this tape when I was real little (I think it’s still in the garage somewhere, but we haven’t found it yet). I swear that the darned thing puts you into a trance-like state. It’s still a little hypnotic even today.
I don’t think I actually learned anything from it...
Source: archive.org
Had a strange dream last night where my family was visiting a locally-owned pizza place and Gordon Ramsay was there investigating it.
The pizza was tasty and there were even some clever dessert pizzas (one was topped by peaches), but the service was ruined by the fact that they constantly ran out of ingredients and had to run out and get more, resulting in a bizarre system where they would simply leave any slice of pizza they could make with what they had on a table for anybody who had spent money already to grab.
So I spent fifteen minutes waiting for a simple slice of pepperoni, becoming ridiculously hungry and annoyed while my brother and my mom ate, and pizzas with only sauce or peaches sat around on the table.
Needless to say Gordon Ramsay was furious.
If you ever wanted to read a fairytale about a rooster-riding, pig-herding, bagpipe-playing hedgehog, this is it.
...I prefer this original over the Jim Henson version, which turns it into more of a Beauty and the Beast variation.
It's easily in my top ten of weird folktales.
Hard to say if these are the worst superheroes, but they're definitely the weirdest.