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Alastair Ferret, one of the major characters in The Adventures of an Evil Minion, isn’t affiliated with Prof. Blackheart, nor does he fight for good, but he is something of a villain. He is friends with Randy, actually, but only in his normal form.

Alastair normally is a short, cowardly guy who is even MORE timid than Randy, mainly due to the emotional abuse from his mean stepmother (yes, his mean stepmother). But the one day, Alastair discovers a flashy, brightly-colored ‘40s-style suit buried amongst the other old clothes in a thrift store and buys it without knowing why. During the night, the suit transforms him into the person he wants to be: tall, fit, slick, charming, cool, and uninhibited. He does what anybody in this situation would do: explore the city night life and indulge in some debauchery to paint the town red. He finds he can get women to do what he wants, and can make everyone laugh at his jokes.

The suit also grants him the power to use toon physics to his every advantage, similarly to The Mask, Screwy Squirrel, Slappy Squirrel, Judge Doom (aka Baron von Rotten), The Dodo Bird from the Looney Tunes short Porky in Wackyland, and Wacky Weasel from Bonkers. The only downside to all of this is he also develops an extremely short temper and an easily-bruised ego. So when things don’t go his way and people are laughing at him instead of with him, he turns into the monster seen on the right and becomes violent, causing destruction and mayhem.

It is this form that gives him the moniker “The Toon Terror”, but no one knows who he really is, because he returns to his normal state by sunrise with only a hazy memory of what he did during the night.

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