I’ve been thinking about it, and what with all these massive multimedia companies like Disney, Warner Media, and Paramount flaunting their gargantuan intellectual property collections lately, I think I’ve finally figured out what the real issue is.
It isn’t the lack of competition, or enslaving the employees, or extending copyright into infinity or whatever. I think the problem is that they’re too big to fail.
Think about it. Disney can do wonderful things, like put up (almost) the entire run of The Muppet Show for all to see, for new generations to discover, and make fun stuff like Muppets Haunted Mansion, incredible shows like The Mandalorian, and heartwarming shorts like Far From the Tree… But they can also suddenly turn around and make yet another trashy reboot/remake, tear down beloved parts of their theme parks despite complaints, release racially insensitive movies like Raya and the Last Dragon, and even suck up to the Chinese government with the live-action Mulan, and still survive the onslaught of protests, arguing, and hatred.
Warner Bros. has been doing it too. As amazing and fun as Space Jam: A New Legacy and the Looney Tunes Cartoons on HBO Max are, they can still somehow think “King Tweety”, with all its ugly bean-mouth designs, can be somehow appreciated by anyone who’s even seen a single classic Looney Tunes short.
It sure looks as though these companies are doing whatever the heck they want without listening to the audience, and that makes me a little nervous.
Of course, I want to be clear that I’m not falling into the trap of “Disney = Evil”, because that’s never been true and I doubt it ever will be. The reason I think so is that I always felt that Disney was (and is), at heart, a collective of artists, not a bunch of lawyers and greedy executives. Granted, there have been more untalented, trashy artists hired by Disney as of late. I can hardly imagine why shows like Kick Buttowski or Pickle and Peanut ever got greenlit by Disney of all companies, not to mention the drop in quality the feature films have had in recent years, but there have also been incredibly good shows like Gravity Falls and Tangled. I also think the shows on Disney Junior are generally better.