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Judge : your dish tastes bad
Chef : I had a really rough life
Ted : thank you chef
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love it or list it formula:
hillary: you want a new kitchen, updated bathroom, an additional bathroom, open concept main floor, completely renovated basement, private office, an added third floor, a steeple, and a separate three story house for the dog. what's my budget?
homeowners: $50,000
hillary: it will be difficult but i can manage
contractor: the floor is uneven, the beams aren't installed correctly, the ceiling is leaking, the house is about to fall into the ground, and we need to fix all of it.
hillary: sorry guys considering your house was built in 1724 i did not expect all of these problems to occur so unfortunately i'm gonna have to take basically everything off of your list
homeowners: hillary this is unacceptable i thought you would do so much better
hillary: *after renos* well here's your new house and even though i could only add a faucet to the main bathroom are you gonna love it or list it?
homeowners: omg it's perfect we're gonna love it
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HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY
yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo
@guyanese-beauty he really sounds like a skinny ass white guy that grew up in a trailer park i’m dead
surprisebitch
THE LAST PART OMG
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every episode of kitchen nightmares
head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars.
gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto
head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames]
gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks
head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.
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psych: a summary