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With Praise Unceasing to the Holy Queen of Heaven

@tyetknot / tyetknot.tumblr.com

Male witch | Crystals | The sea | Odyssean Wicca | Wiccan priest | Son of Isis | Maker of Offensively Pretty Things
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skeletonclaw

Gav’s Tavern Here’s the culmination of what I’ve been working on for the past couple months. It’s different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work, but I think I’m happy with it.

I made some Gav stickers too if you liked this.

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nessa007

absolutely insane shit happening on twitter

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baronfulmen

ALSO, supposedly there's a follow-up! I don't have Twitter and have only seen this one posted one place so I dunno if it's real.

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qwertyu858

Nobody can have a barely legal sex slave harem anymore. Because of woke.

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tyetknot
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We live in a world in which the GOP is spending the day before the US federal election canonizing some dude's pet squirrel that bit someone when it was confiscated and had to be put down so they could check it for rabies and it turned out that the squirrel's owner was putting squirrel videos on Tiktok to drive traffic to his gay porn OnlyFans. As an outside observer I am having trouble precisely articulating the particular combination of horror and fascination I am experiencing, and I can assure you that I am a seasoned gazer into the abyss that is American political discourse. I don't even fucking live there! I live in fucking Canada, for Gods' sakes! But we have to hear about this frankly unhinged insane shit and act as though somehow America is a sane and rational nation in spite of all this insane shit that inevitably creeps up north because Americans refuse to stop exporting their brainworms and in three week's time we'll all have to hear Pierre Pollievre Adult Milhouse beaking off about something equally insane in the House and Trudeau will once again fail to reply with "shut up, nerd" and steal Petey's lunch money.

There should be two separate Internets that can never interact. One of them should be for Americans and one of them should be for the rest of us so we don't have to engage with this nonsensical trash anymore.

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rosyish

People being doomers and defeatist about climate change is really so interesting because you try to tell them they’re being unhelpful and they start tweaking out

Like okay it’s never gonna go back to how it was but we still have time to do shit in the present and if you’re so deadset on that there’s nothing to do what then?? Like are you gonna kill yourself? No?? Okay so let’s do some damage control and be active in our community and try and try and try

If you’re white and a defeatist I’m judging you especially hard like you literally need to snap the fuck out of it and get a grip. People are still here and the world is still here and you’re still here so get up

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tyetknot

Witch tip: when you're doing your Samhain ritual to memorialize the dead, there's nothing stopping you from including the name of a hated enemy, just as a little treat for the year to come.

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tyetknot

I'm doing my occasional rewatch of The Craft and I wish to reiterate: Bonnie and Rochelle did nothing wrong.

God that magic shop is such a fucking firetrap, though. How long does it take that lady to light all those damn candles?

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I'm doing my occasional rewatch of The Craft and I wish to reiterate: Bonnie and Rochelle did nothing wrong.

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Twenty years

Twenty years ago today, I attended my first ritual at the Wiccan Church of Canada. The priestess who had come in from Toronto taught a class on astrology and then did a ritual, something about the Muses and picking a coloured candle to represent which Muse you felt you needed in your life at the time, I think. I don't remember which one I picked. Urania, maybe? But it made an impression on me, and I kept going, and made friends, and friends who became family, and eventually got Dedicated, and got a teacher, and decided I wanted to contribute to a wonderful, strong, supportive community that I believed in and was doing things that I believed in. I ended up becoming an initiate in Odyssean Wicca, and a member of priesthood for the Wiccan Church of Canada. I ended up getting kicked out because I took a moral stand and chose to act instead of stand quietly by. An act is not like a rock, where you pick it up, and throw it, and it hits or it misses, and that is the end of it.

I had no idea how things would turn out at the time, and I'm still very surprised by some of the twists and turns my Craft journey has taken. I was not expecting to be exiled from the Church for speaking truth in the face of power. I was not expecting to go on to be one of the founders of a new Wiccan temple that is thriving. I can say with total confidence that my life would be completely and totally different were it not for the Wiccan Church of Canada, both in good ways and in bad. If I wrote them down I think there would be more good things in my life that came from the WCC than bad ones, for all that some of the bad ones would be written in rather large letters and underlined several times. 

I could not truthfully say that I am pleased with how my time with the WCC ended. I don't know if I am ever going to truly be over that, but I can say that my entry into that community was positive, and meaningful, and meant something (and still does to me), and I have the priestess who officiated that night to thank for that. Twenty years later I am thinking of standing in a dark room lit by candlelight, with a lot of people I had never met before, very excited that I was finally getting to do this Wicca thing with people who weren't friends from high school. Lots of things happened after that, but that was the start of it, and I am glad for it.

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tyetknot

YOU GUYS

I just had the realization that Brian Cain, the load-bearing guyliner dude who is somehow married to arch-shithead Christian Day, you know, the guy with the cringiest witchcraft book cover ever since Teen Witch, you know the one:

Doesn't this bear an unsettling resemblance to another be-guylinered denizen of the shadowy world of darkness and night who is also gayer than nine guys blowing eight guys?

SEPARATED AT BIRTH???

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teawitch

Another cursed post. I must bother @breelandwalker @windvexer @cryptotheism and @witches-bottle with these images.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

(I am so sorry but that shit scared me.)

A question I ask myself every time I see a photo of the cover of that book.

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YOU GUYS

I just had the realization that Brian Cain, the load-bearing guyliner dude who is somehow married to arch-shithead Christian Day, you know, the guy with the cringiest witchcraft book cover ever since Teen Witch, you know the one:

Doesn't this bear an unsettling resemblance to another be-guylinered denizen of the shadowy world of darkness and night who is also gayer than nine guys blowing eight guys?

SEPARATED AT BIRTH???

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