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Wiz / He/him / 20s I talk. like a lot. drawings under #my art good luck finding my other side blogs
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Had this blog for ~7 years now so I thought I should finally make a pinned post.

About me: Wiz, he/him, 20 something. Art student and random hobbyist extraordinaire. I mostly post/reblog about fandoms. I have a terminal case of never shutting up, so this blog can get crowded. If that's not your thing, and you want to see my drawings without the babbling, head to @only-one-wizard-in-a-trench-coat , no hard feelings lol I try to use tags, and mostly fail to. but here are some links anyway:

my art aa star trek disco elysium dungeon meshi madoka magica utena (more tba) Blog FAQ under cut :

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there's so many photos of me carrying my baby sister in wildly stupid ways lmfao. she absolutely loves it and has taken to joyfully screaming "I'm a potato bag" whenever it happens

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setting : three grown men watch miraculous ladybug with a 4 yo toddler

my brother's friend: so if alternate reality Adrien liked Marinette back, why doesn't she confess once she's back to the regular timeline?

me: that might be asking a lot from a gimmick children's cartoon.

my brother's friend: also is Adrien's father the bad guy? Just like in Evangelion

my brother: I think Shinji had it worse than Marinette if I'm being real.

me: not sure if that's the comparison I would've gone for but sure

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my baby sister's favorite sentence atm is "prepare your ass" which doesn't sound nearly as indecent in English

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Anonymous asked:

wait. do terfs not know that feminizing hrt causes breast tissue to grow. do they think that every single trans woman with any sort of chest got implants. do they not realize that literally anyone with breast tissue can induce lactation. what. huh

batmanisagatewaydrug answered:

well the thing about terfs is that they don't know anything, so jot that down

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I'm learning that it is in fact news to many people that taking estrogen can cause breasts to grow and I really have to wonder... besties What is your understanding of hrt what do you think it does

#shoutout to my trans friend that does tittty progression pics/videos
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I've been for many years our family's animal grabber whenever vet times arise. The reason for that is that I have perfected a merciless grip that doesn't cause harm but gives very little wiggle room. I also have a high pain tolerance so I can take scratches without flinching.

While most of our animals have forgiven me my mother's rabbit hates my fucking guts and will use every single brain cell she has to make me pay.

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I walk around my mother's house and encounter Lilo, her rabbit. She gazes at me sweetly, and when I tentatively scoot down she nuzzles up to me. Finally! She has forgiven me for my horrendous acts of feeding her banana medicine. I pet her ear and cheeks, she teeth purrs into my hands. We share a tender moment, until my brother calls out to me. I look towards his voice. Lilo instantly senses that my guard is down and uses all her mighty rabbit strength to kick me in the shin a thousand times.

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I've been for many years our family's animal grabber whenever vet times arise. The reason for that is that I have perfected a merciless grip that doesn't cause harm but gives very little wiggle room. I also have a high pain tolerance so I can take scratches without flinching.

While most of our animals have forgiven me my mother's rabbit hates my fucking guts and will use every single brain cell she has to make me pay.

#before anyone asks me well why don't you lure them in with food#do you think i haven't tried#some of them are so fucking smart they are able to guess if you're coming for hanging out time (good) or put you in a cage time (evil)#also if you've ever hand to spoonfeed daily a rabbit medication for a week you know they get smart
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

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realised it was unrealistic to travel with my sock wip so i started working on a leg warmer for the wife. also i get to try out some stuff from the knitting book i got for xmas!

#handmade
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