Twinkling Cake and Starry Frosting

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.

lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro

(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)

consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced

even more chocolate brands that were tested for heavy metals

imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.

that is lindt's defense here.

The White Dragon Horse....

ptrn (supports got WIPs and high-res early access) K0fi c0mm info

psst... two and a half weeks, y'all.

Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.

THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)

Good time to remember how this book was written by a German dude, and the film was directed by another German dude. I’m just saying, they understood the assignment.

hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

A friend of mine once had a cat called Hazmat for short, full name Hazel Matilda.

Having a relaxing time at a spa. Got a lavender & thyme massage and sat in the Himalayan salt room for 10 minutes. Time to hit up the steam room.

why are they throwing carrots and onions in here with me

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

Resist every step and do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Distracting people with stupid bullshit is one of Trump's favorite political techniques. We saw it all over the place in the first term.

Trump will say something like "You know the Hispanics actually punch kittens, it's what they do."

And the news will be like "TRUMP SAID HISPANIC PEOPLE PUNCH KITTENS" for three weeks.

And while they're doing that the Republicans in Congress have quietly deleted healthcare.

Do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Trump is a dancing monkey whose greatest asset is the ability to yank the spotlight off of everyone else. Keep your eyes on Congress.

Girl, he was blushing and everything, now you've given him anxiety and whiplash

Rachel A Cute.

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Please Lord not this post

East of the Sun West of the Moon animated adaptation let's GOOOOOO

Midori One Day One Page 314!

Doing another Random Week… not sure what I was going for here. Some kind of magical girl mascot?

Whatever it is, it's delightful. The great clever way you use the Heart Motif across the design is clever and charming, especially the fun way its direction flips between the nose 'n' chest and how perfectly it acts as a kind of hair-tuft too. The whole thing has a really lovely flow to it, honestly, from the little fur-tuft at the neck to the widdle feeties pokin' out at the bottom, and the just-so approach you take to the lines, the fantastic ways you make them feel at once very Clear but also very Soft, is absolutely wonderful.