hedonism, heresy, himboism

i literally need to be face sat by music

i need music filling up my holes

i hope the magic of being trans never dies. i dont think it will

satisfying

something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

they are making being sloppy illegal

try telling that to him^

"Fuck this shit"

Seen outside The Linden, new Luxury Apartments in West Philadelphia. Most of the units and every store are currently vacant because the monthly rent is triple the rest of the neighborhood. A few days ago 17 windows were smashed and painted messages were left.

He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is tax evasion

yea whatever anyway *animates yoshi doing a break dance*

remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.