Edward: speaks once
Rosalie:
Jacob yet again coming back with his love for Bella who clearly doesn’t give a shit:
Bella after facing the consequences of leading on Mike AND Jacob the whole night when they went to the cinema:
Bellas face when amber the waitress was a little too nice to Edward:
Edward pulling up to the hospital with Bella after she “fell down the stairs” whilst looking like she’s been shredded, eaten, spat back out and sat on.
Me trying to get the Jacob and rectalgia shippers to see that it’s lowkey weird :
Edward : talking to Carlisle and Rosalie in the hospital corridor
Bella being painfully creepy :
Bella : slaps Paul for being the bitch he is
Paul :
“Why was your answer anaphase, when it should have been prophase? No golden onion for you dumb bitch”
Some mf looking out their window to see a chimpanzee looking kid with a girl on his back climbing up a tree in the distance :
Jessica : “no one here is good enough for him. Like I care. Anyway, don't waste your time.”
Bella : 👀
Charlie in his wedding speech : “And I know how to use a gun”
People at the wedding :
“Hold on tight, spider monkey”
“My monkey man”
Me :
Bella: sees Edward
In her mind: I won’t fall for him. Ew
Also Bella: