When your parents discover Zoom 😆
I’m super busy lately and sometimes it’s nice to just imagine an alternate universe where I have magic powers and don’t have to spend three hours on the 405 tomorrow
I think the least believable part of the Harry Potter novels is the idea that all these feathery quills and pet cats are getting along in perfect harmony. Let me tell you, J.K. Rowling, not a thing would get done at Hogwarts!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a cat in possession of a human, must be in want of a breakfast
When you’ve already washed off your face for the evening but then you put sour cream on a pizza and now you have to wash it ALL OVER AGAIN
Went to a new vet on Monday! His technique for the rectal thermometer was “sneak attack”.
#SpinsterLyfe
When you think you have a new gray hair but it’s just cat hair in your regular hair