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ROTTMNT: Strategy
Future Donnie: Alright, so, I propose we do a pincher attack from both sides.
Future Leo: Mhm. Sounds good. But let’s make sure they don’t see it coming. You got your camouflage capes ready?
Future Donnie: Already equipped.
Future Leo: Alright! Let’s roll-
Future Mikey: *Enters* What are you two doing?!
Future Leo: Uhhh- *Rolls dice* Strategy?
Future Mikey: *Crosses his arms*
Future Leo: Jeez, fine! We were playing, ok?! It’s the only thing that makes it look like I’m planning!
Future Donnie: And an excuse to stay indoors..Away from that sticky goo.. *Shudders*
Future Mikey: Unbelievable! I’m out there saving people, getting supplies, healing the wounded and-!
Future Donnie: You look exhausted.
Future Leo: *Hands Mikey the dice* You wanna be the cute troll that saves the world by sleeping~? Roll any number to catch some Z’s~
Future Mikey: Mrrr.. *Rolls dice and immediately collapses*
Future Leo: *Checks dice* Huh, natural 20.
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