butch yaoi

“white people join the kkk because they are made to feel inherently evil! we need more white positivity if we want to stop this! black people need to stop being so mean!” <- unironically how you all sound when you talk about incels

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

It's kind of funny that so many people think America is only a fundamentally evil and parasitic entity when the "bad guys" are in office. Elementary schooler type understanding of politics

who would've guessed the website full of artisans who yearn to be small business owners would blame minorities and the left for the naked unmitigated failures of liberalism

i saw a picture of cyclonus at the top of my dashboard and the word ‘bunny’ at the bottom in the same sentence and u know how my mind works

Cmon man

Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

I need this reminder today.

weirdly enchanted by this

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

I think those two have it figured out already.

them

FIGHT OFF THE LETHARGY 💥💥💥🥊🥊🥊