Spells and Incantations

For when someone has wronged you and you’re ready to cut them from your life.

💋Gather toilet paper, a pen, lemon juice, and water.

💋Write down their name and how they wronged you on slips of paper.

💋Write down (and speak if you like) what you hope will happen to them.

💋Tear up paper, place at bottom of cup.

💋Add lemon juice “I remove all the sourness you brought to my life and any sourness you would’ve brought in any future”.

💋Add water and stir. “I wash away your ill-affects and ill wishes”.

💋Flush down the toilet.

💋Optional: Blow a kiss and say “bye bitch” (or other colorful language)