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Types of Witches Masterpost

I’ve seen several of these passed around, but they always feel incomplete. I’ve decided to put together my own version.  I hope this is helpful.

  • Religious WItches - Witches who practice within a religious practice (like Wicca)
  • Secular Witches - Witches who practice outside of a religious practice.
  • Solitary Witches - Witches who practice alone
  • Sonicary Witches  - Witches who only exist as the concept of sound
  • Tweed Witches - Witches who are really into elbow patches
  • Sandwiches - like a good ham and cheese one would be pleasant now.
  • Cranberry Witches - Best served at Thanksgiving
  • Forest Witches - They are in the woods, right now, totally lost
  • Steve Witches - These are witches named Steve. They tend to collect Dreamcast games and are generally okay unless they’ve been drinking.
  • Sea Witches - They work with water
  • C Witches - scpell everytching wcith unecesscary C’s
  • Gray Witches - only wear the color gray.
  • Grey Witches - Like Gray witches, only more pretentious
  • Fae Witches - Witches who work with Fairies
  • Witches Near Fae Witches - just waiting to see if the Fae Witches weren’t careful enough when they made their deals with the Fae.
  • Booze Witches - Do their best witchcraft drunk, or at least that’s what they tell you when they ask you to hold their beer. This is what Steve thinks he is. He isn’t. Steve has a problem.
  • Kitchen Witches - People you should be friends with around thanksgiving
  • Garden Witches - Work with plants, stronger than they look, seriously – don’t try to fight them.  God damn it Steve, leave her alone.
  • Healing Witches - The people you take Steve to after he pisses off the Garden witches.
  • Hedge Witches - These are Witches who work with Hedges.

Did I miss anything?

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>Reveals the Death Tarot.

Do not be alarmed. ‘Death’ merely represents a change in circumstances, new possibilities for you, a transition. Your next card will be telling of what those changes–

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O-oh, well it seems the change is a bit of a shake-up but I’m sure it…

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Oh wow. I didn’t even put the Minor Arcana into the– Wow. Yikes, wow. You’re fucked.

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