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@twelfthremedy / twelfthremedy.tumblr.com

Witch | Oleander | She/her | Bi | Virgo Sun | Taurus Moon | Aquarius Rising | This blog is my online Grimoire.
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Tried to infuse a jar of honey with blueberries.

Yeah…that went well. I shoulda squashed them first, because now they’re just floating at the top and not doing anything.

Tried squishing them against the glass, but they’re refusing to pop.

Sad blueberry honey experiment is probs just gonna wind up on toast and will not be spoken of ever again.

OH GOD IT’S BEGINNING TO FERMENT

I think I ruined a perfectly good jar of honey :(

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systlin

NO YOU STARTED A PERFECTLY GOOD BATCH OF MEAD. 

Lean into it!

WHAT SHOULD I DO

add water?

(it’s prob .6-.75 lbs of honey, for the record)

OKAY SO

Get some more honey. I use 3 pounds for a batch of mead. 

Take half a gallon of water. Heat it until just simmering, then remove from heat and stir in honey. Once it cools a bit sprinkle in…oh, in this case, maybe a teaspoon of yeast. White wine yeast works best but regular will work ok too. 

Sterilize something to let it ferment in. A milk jug would work. Splash a little bleach in there, fill with water, let sit a bit, then wash out well. 

Once fermenting vessel is sterilized, pour the honey/water/berries/yeast in. Take a balloon and stretch it over the top of the jug, and prick a pinhole in it. This will keep outside wild yeasts out but let out co2 as it ferments. 

Leave it for a month or so. 

Then, bottle and drink!

YIELD; 1 gallon of mead, or about 4 ½ 750 mL average size wine bottles. 

You mean to tell me I only need a milk jug and a balloon to make mead?

Yes that is exactly what I am saying. 

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laudanine

Mead: actually super approachable and everyone who makes it just really wants to teach you to as well.

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inkandpencil

Reblogging so I can find this for later. 

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jenroses

blueberry mead made with champagne yeast is nectar of the gods.

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happy Beltane witches! what are you doing to celebrate today?

i plan on celebrating by lighting some beautiful candles and incense on my altar, drawing some flowers and trees in my grimoire, leaving an offering for the fae, taking a lovely bath, playing some music and dancing wildly, and then end the day with some green tea and honey (and/or alcohol) and chatting online with my friends 💚

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-Vodka Luck Spell-

From my personal Grimoire, because who doesn’t love a good luck booze for your night out…or night in alone with pizza!

You will need: A shot of vodka (Or any alcohol of choice, Tim prefers whiskey) A drop or two of mint extract A rose petal A shot glass

Mix the mint extract and vodka in the shot glass and add the rose to top. Say something similiar to this:

“I drink to you, oh Lady Luck! Make those around me be awestruck!”

And down the shot!

(Please drink responsibly, seriously)

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