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Tried to infuse a jar of honey with blueberries.

Yeah…that went well. I shoulda squashed them first, because now they’re just floating at the top and not doing anything.

Tried squishing them against the glass, but they’re refusing to pop.

Sad blueberry honey experiment is probs just gonna wind up on toast and will not be spoken of ever again.

OH GOD IT’S BEGINNING TO FERMENT

I think I ruined a perfectly good jar of honey :(

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systlin

NO YOU STARTED A PERFECTLY GOOD BATCH OF MEAD. 

Lean into it!

WHAT SHOULD I DO

add water?

(it’s prob .6-.75 lbs of honey, for the record)

OKAY SO

Get some more honey. I use 3 pounds for a batch of mead. 

Take half a gallon of water. Heat it until just simmering, then remove from heat and stir in honey. Once it cools a bit sprinkle in…oh, in this case, maybe a teaspoon of yeast. White wine yeast works best but regular will work ok too. 

Sterilize something to let it ferment in. A milk jug would work. Splash a little bleach in there, fill with water, let sit a bit, then wash out well. 

Once fermenting vessel is sterilized, pour the honey/water/berries/yeast in. Take a balloon and stretch it over the top of the jug, and prick a pinhole in it. This will keep outside wild yeasts out but let out co2 as it ferments. 

Leave it for a month or so. 

Then, bottle and drink!

YIELD; 1 gallon of mead, or about 4 ½ 750 mL average size wine bottles. 

You mean to tell me I only need a milk jug and a balloon to make mead?

Yes that is exactly what I am saying. 

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laudanine

Mead: actually super approachable and everyone who makes it just really wants to teach you to as well.

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inkandpencil

Reblogging so I can find this for later. 

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jenroses

blueberry mead made with champagne yeast is nectar of the gods.

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Dionysus Offerings

"Dionysus (or Dionysos) is the Olympian god of wine, vegetation, pleasure, festivity, madness, and wild frenzy."

Large Altars:
  • Wine/mead
  • Grape juice
  • Intoxicants
  • Grapes
  • Honey
  • Olive oil
  • Apples
  • Figs
  • Eggs
  • Goblets
  • Curved daggers
  • Pine incense or frankensince
  • Bull horns
  • Snake skin
  • Leopard or tiger print objects
  • Purple candles
  • Theatre masks
  • Sexual toys (He was sometimes worshipped as a giant phallus!)
  • Percussion instruments
  • Wine bottles
Small/Hidden Altars:
  • Fake/toy grapes
  • Leaves or curls from grapevines
  • Ivy leaves
  • Pine needles
  • Pinecones
  • Apple seeds
  • Bindweed
  • Wildflowers
  • Toys, photos, or art of any big cats, snakes, and/or bulls
  • Hymns
  • Songs you've written
  • Any art that you create
  • Any stories that you create
  • Art or pictures of the comedy and tragedy masks
  • Wine corks
  • Wine labels
  • Toy or miniature drums
  • Purple crystals like amethyst, grape agate, sugilite, etc.
Devotional Acts:
  • Make a playlist for Him
  • Dance and sing to your favorite songs or songs you'd think He would like
  • Throw a feast in His honor
  • Remembering to take your medication (if you have any) and taking care of your mental health
  • Support/donate to your local theatre in His name
  • Be a part of the theatre!
  • Stand up for those that are marginalized
  • Write stories/plays for Him
  • Invite Him to watch plays or movies with you, especially comedies or tragedies
  • Throw parties or attend them
  • Attend festivals
  • Attend a wine tasting
  • Go on wine tours
  • Attend parades
  • Masturbate or partake in sexual acts for Him (if you're comfortable doing so)
  • Drink alcohol or grape juice
  • Smoke pot (only if you want to)
  • Learn about winemaking
  • Support local vineyards
  • Wear wreaths made from ivy
  • Wear faux leopard or tiger print
  • Wear the color purple
  • Pray to Him for things such as protection while intoxicated/high, relaxation, improvement in your mental health, fertility, ecstasy, for everything going well in the theatre
Sources:
https://www.theoi.com/Olympios/Dionysos.html
https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-dionysus
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