Some thoughts and pictures re: Game of Thrones episode 9

"Before they cut my balls off with a hot knife." I'm starting to like Varys? He's making sense? I probably don't agree with him, but he's the only one not thinking of his own honor~ or even himself really, which is refreshing when it comes to this show.

FILTCH! It's not really surprising that an actor who plays one gross dude would also play another ("Your mother was just a milkmaid until I squirted you into her belly." Ew. Very uncool). It's also probably because there are only ever 12 British actors working at one time.

Look my boyfriend is smiling (kind of)! He never does that! Except now he's kind of less attractive to me? Lol jk that's not true. I still want to touch his face, but...

There it is.

Theon Greyjoy laughing at Robb having to marry an ugly girl is what the inside of my brain looks like.

He's Aemon TARGARYEN!?!?!?! From like, four generations back?? How OLD is this guy?! Like a million?! Wait, does this mean that now Daenerys has to marry him since the Targaryen's inbreed each other to keep the bloodlines pure? Can you even have sex when you're a million? Nevermind don't answer any of that. I just made myself uncomfortable.

This is "yes" in international whore.

Seriously though, I got chills. This is so important for her. Even when she was standing up to Viserys it was because she had a strong boyfriend, and her strong boyfriend was going to beat him up if Viserys was mean to her again. But now she's not defining herself by the men that she is depending upon. This is all about her, and I'm so proud of her. Saying you're not nothing and meaning it is a big deal when people have always treated you as such. She is the only person so far (except maybe Arya) who has really risen to and overcome all the difficult things that have been dealt to them and not only dealt with them but done it with a sense for what is right and wrong and not just saving themselves. Daenerys is quickly becoming my favorite character.

Babe.

When Cersei Lannister is like, "wait no, I think you are being too harsh. Maybe you shouldn't destroy this person. I don't think this revenge is necessary. Maybe you should just walk away. Just go for a walk. Maybe go take a nap? Yeah, I think that's a good idea. You seem cranky." You need to step back and WATCH YOURSELF. And that is all I have to say about that horrible thing that I don't think I can ever watch again.

GPOEVERYONE.

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An imagined conversation with Game of Thrones character Jon Snow:

Phew! Making yourself fictional sure is exhausting! Do you mind if I just stretch out on this table right in front of you? Great thanks. You sure are a nice guy. You also care about your family an awful lot especially considering several them don't see you as a part of the group. That must be so difficult for you. I worry about you enternalizing all that shame because it's not good for your self esteem, and is probably why your face always looks like that. Sullen I mean.

I'm sorry? What's this I'm holding? Why it's a variety of modern birth control methods. I have to hold them because you don't have any pockets when you're naked. I brought them because you mentioned that you had never had sex because you were afraid of getting women pregnant and leaving bastard children to live the same life you've had. I thought that was sweet thing to say. You know, you don't meet that many guys who really think about consequences for women like that. So I brought these for us- I mean you! Just you! I wasn't thinking that we would use them together! HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

Yeah, I know you just took a vow of celibacy, and you're really committed to it because you are an honorable man. I've said how hot - I mean neat - that was right? But, and I think you'll agree with me on this, it's really important to be prepared for things... *cough* sex with me *cough*. You have a bright future ahead of you with the Men of the Night's Watch, and I respect that, like I'm sure you would respect a woman's right to a career that was fulfilling. But maybe you could consider taking a break from defending the north from an unseen evil just for a little while? I know that the punishment for that is beheading, but there is no way they could do that to someone with such a genuinely nice head. Whoops, sorry you had a little bit of schmutz on your face, so I had to lick it off.

No I don't think I need to leave now. DON'T SAY THAT TO ME. I'M NOT MAD. I JUST LOVE YOU A LOT. THIS IS THE SELF ESTEEM THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT. YOU NEED ME TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.

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