tuttle-4077 reblogged
top five tricks for avoiding having to write dialogue:
- make it have no dialogue. call it stylistic
- have it and blame the awkwardness on the characters. say it's just how they talk.
- songfics. a great way to avoid writing dialogue. the lyrics express how they feel so you don't have to write their words yourself.
- kill the characters. fucking kill them. who's gonna talk if they're all dead?
- don't write. stare at your empty word doc and cry because your life has lost all meaning.
Okay, but I need the opposite of this.