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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
My decoy has caught the attention of...
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Fic comments are also like a way of validation from the reader that you’re not a weirdo for writing fanfic. That someone was waiting for you to write that. Needed it. Weirdo4weirdo reassurance
Laying in bed with my 4 year old, trying to get her to fall asleep.
4-year-old: Mom, did you know that coastal erosion is very dangerous. It takes a long time, but it's when the land falls into the water.
Me, not knowing how to respond because I desperately want her to go to sleep, but I'm happy she's interested in things.
Well, my husband drew his first blood of the season: a chicken, aka a ruffed grouse.
Pictures below.
Look at these jerks, hanging around town, knowing they're safe.
But, also, they're mule deer. And I don't have tags for them anyway. They're still jerks.
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Choose Your Fighter, Ladies...Or Perhaps Gentleman 😉
Colonel Robert Hogan
Strengths:
★ Smooth bastard
★ Absolute fiend on the drums
★ Good kisser
★ Knows all the best date spots
★ +1 to arguments because nobody's arguing with a man with brown eyes. Whatever you say beautiful.
Weaknesses:
★ A little manipulative
★ Assumes he knows what you want, may or may not be correct
Special Attacks:
★ Giving you the illusion of control with his suggestions
★ Somehow making you weak with just a little tease or one-liner
★ Utilizing Little Shit special ability set in private times
Corporal Peter Newkirk
Strengths:
★ Amusing you with his magic tricks
★ Pickup lines
★ Good with his hands
★ Those baby blues
★ Persuasion
★ Can sew
★ Arms
Weaknesses:
★ Wandering eye
★ Can be a lil sexist sometimes
Special Attacks:
★ Always calling you 'love'
★ Uses Safecracker special ability to either hide you little gifts to find or alternatively hide things of yours so he can feel important and helpful when he finds it
Sergeant James Kinchloe
Strengths:
★ Intelligent
★ Level-headed
★ Looks
★ +2 argument buff. One for competency and also whatever you say beautiful
★ Pro boxer
★ Electronics expert
★ Bass player
★ Plumbing skills
Weaknesses:
★ Some people have a hard time dating someone smarter than them
★ Dry humor can debuff those with the autism special ability
Special Attacks:
★ Jack of All Trades special ability means he's sort of OP
★ Great joke/impression timing
Corporal Louis LeBeau
Strengths:
★ Excellent cook
★ Great with animals
★ Can sing
★ Can sew★ A romantic
★ Ready to kill nazis at any time
★ +1 argument buff. Whatever you say beautiful
Weaknesses:
★ Reaching top shelves
★ Easily provoked into fights
Special Attacks:
★ Simping
★ Bilingual special ability means he says all kinds of poetic things to you in English and French
★ Learning to make all your favorite things
Sergeant Andrew Carter
Strengths:
★ Chemistry whiz
★ Would be a gentleman toward you
★ No shortage of conversation
★ Cutie pie
★ Learning to knit
★ Likes you for you
★ Will blow up anything you ask him to
Weaknesses:
★ Social cues
★ Sensory overload
★ Sarcasm
Special Attacks:
★ Autism special ability grants great sincerity and dedication
★ Sharing his special interests and culture with you
Sergeant Richard Baker
Strengths:
★ Tall, dark, and handsome
★ Electronics expert
★ Plays the bass
★ Can reach the top shelf for you
★ +1 argument buff
Weaknesses:
★ Screen time
★ Backstory
Special Attacks:
★ Good at learning what you like and remembering it
★ Seems like he would be good at carrying people bridal-style
Colonel Wilhelm Klink
Strengths:
★ Passionate lover
★ Will enjoy the finer things with you
★ Genuinely cares about you
★ Buys you jewelry
★ Tries to act tough but in reality will do anything to make you smile
Weaknesses:
★ Easily manipulated
★ Eyesight
★ Violin
Special Attacks:
★ Dominant tendencies
★ No escapes from Stalag 13...or his love!
Sergeant Hans Schultz
Strengths:
★ Sweetheart
★ Very complimentary
★ Family man
★ Knows the best food and drinks in every spot in town
★ Crafts toys and trinkets
★ Gives great hugs
Weaknesses:
★ Married but if he wasn't would be 100% yours
★ Athleticism
★ Easily bribed
Special Attacks:
★ Simping
★ Turning a blind eye when you ask him to
★ Calling you "baby"
General Albert Burkhalter
Strengths:
★ High-ranking officer
★ Considers his wife the number one authority in Germany even over the Führer
★ Can get you into exclusive places
★ Probably Nimrod
★ Amusing burns
Weaknesses:
★ Literally married but if he wasn't would say how much better off he'd be if he was. Ask him why, it's about a 50/50 if it'll be sweet or a little sexist.
★ Bit of a temper
Special Attacks:
★ Being handsy
★ Making a Wednesday night feel like a Saturday night (and that's an order)
Major Wolfgang Hochstetter
Strengths:
★ Influence
★ Enjoys dancing with you even if he's still learning
★ Won't let anyone push you around
★ Everyone else with brown eyes got the buff so he gets it too I guess. +1
Weaknesses:
★ A literal nazi
★ Loud
★ Kinda married to his job
Special Attacks:
★ Stepping on your feet when you dance
★ Attempts a more awkward version of Klink's passionate lover act thinking he can do it better
★ WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE
Colonel Rodney Crittendon
Strengths:
★ Eagerness
★ Gentlemanly
★ Rocks a stache
★ Will wrap his scarf around you when it gets cold
★ Makes you laugh
Weaknesses:
★ Unbalanced charisma to intelligence stat ratio
★ Impulsive
Special Attacks:
★ Judo (he takes 'special attack' literally)
★ Insists he's a legendary ballroom dancer and intends to prove it with you
★ Chivalry
Fun fact, my 4 year old is in a "fun fact" stage.
4-year-old: Mom, fun fact, pilot fish are very helpful. They clean shark teeth. And that's called symbiosis. Symbiosis is when animals help each other.
I love it.
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POV: I just got a comment on my work (and it wasn’t from anyone i know irl)
I might actually die if someone from real life commented on my work. Of embarrassment or excitement, I'm not sure.
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"why does writing take so long" because 60% of it is coming up with a sentence, realizing that sentence doesn't work the way you want it to, and staring at a wall
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Arrrrrrgggggghhghgdidnrjriekakodif!
FIL are walking up to our hunting spot in a farmer's field (we have permission). I stop and point.
Me: Two deer.
Ah, I was so close to calming my anger about this...
After meeting back up after hunting time was over my FIL said, "tell me honestly, do you really think you could have hit that deer free hand?"
Me: Yes. It might not have been a neck shot (my preferred placement), but I would have hit it and probably dropped it.
FIL: Okay, I'll know for next time.
But then... He excitedly told me to retell the story to my husband (who did not go with us tonight) and I looked at him like, are you serious?! And I kind of got all mad all over again.
Coyotes are funny. Almost like clockwork, ten minutes after sunset, they start yipping and yapping.
Arrrrrrgggggghhghgdidnrjriekakodif!
FIL are walking up to our hunting spot in a farmer's field (we have permission). I stop and point.
Me: Two deer.
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In the truck with my husband and FIL. FIL starts talking about how my husband used to woo all the girls with his guitar playing skillz. Husband then mentions he went on a date with a girl once, went into a music shop and borrowed a guitar to serenade her.
Let's see what's down this trail...
Squirrel!
And... Deer!
Not fresh, but it means you're around somewhere. Why you hiding little deer? I only want to eat you. And make soap out of you. And maybe gloves.
Aw. Saw a cute little fluffy fox. Couldn't get a picture of it but it was adorable.
No, I didn't shoot it. Wouldn't even think to. I won't shoot something I don't plan to eat.