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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”
— Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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I drew this on october 2016 when im first reading The Last Continent and freaking loved this book <3 Im planning doing more Discworld fanart it`s one of my most favorite series of books!
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Once again, the sheer magic of Unseen University triumphed. When treading water in a circle of sharks, a wizard will always consider other wizards to be the most immediate danger.
Last Continent by Terry Pratchett (via cat-sophia)
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Ponder Stibbons was one of those unfortunate people cursed with the belief that if only he found out enough things about the universe it would all, somehow, make sense. The goal is the Theory of Everything, but Ponder would settle for the Theory of Something and, late at night, when Hex appeared to be sulking, he despaired of even a Theory of Anything.
– on the universe | Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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When treading water in a circle of sharks, a wizard will always consider other wizards to be the most immediate danger.
Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent (via discworldquotes)
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Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon - he’d run them all. Later, when he’d learned with some surprise what the word actually meant, he’d been equally certain he wasn’t one. He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who weren’t.
from The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett (via riteofashkente)
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He wasn’t any good at magic, that he knew. The only curses of his that stood a chance of working were on the lines of “May you get rained on at some time in your life,” and “May you lose some small item despite the fact that you put it there only a moment ago.”
Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent (via discworldquotes)
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The Bursar was, as he would probably be the first to admit, not the most mentally stable of people. He would probably be the first to admit that he was a tea-strainer.
Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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Discworld sketch dump - “The Last Continent”
“Rincewind spoke a fairly primitive language, and it had no word for ‘that smell you get after rain’ other than 'that smell you get after rain’.”
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Anonymous asked:
Ponder A2 ?
Ponder is so done
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It went on raining. Then it rained some more. After that, it rained.
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Concernin’ of a bush ranger, Rinso was his name …
too-ra-la, too-ra-la ♫
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The Bursar surfing from “The Last Continent”
One of the most basic rules of survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather.
- from The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett
Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.
- from The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett